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Morning Sideboob: Once You’ve Lost Naomi Campbell, You’ve Lost It All

Morning Sideboob: Once You've Lost Naomi Campbell, You've Lost It All

Naomi Campbell Reacts to Kim and Kanye Vogue Cover

Did you know? There is public outcry over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appearing on the cover of Vogue. It’s still happening. People are still freaking out.

And when people freak out, they tweet. The news incited anxiety…

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…turned worlds upside down…

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…and even incited Paris Hilton sympathy.

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But our favorite reaction was from personal assistant enemy #1, supermodel Naomi Campbell and the no-comment comments she made about the hubbub on Australia’s “The Morning Show.”

The ability to cut someone down to size with just a few words and a steely look is something you’re born with. They don’t teach that shit.

Joan Rivers Angers Khloe Kardashian With Sex Tape Spoof

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Joan Rivers might want to rethink the jokes she tells if she wants to get certain people on her show. You have to wait till after they appear to make fun of them and everyone they hold dear. See?

Khloe was scheduled to co-host Joan’s show “Fashion Police” but pulled out at the very last second to drive home her displeasure with the comedienne’s spoof of sister Kim’s sex tape with Ray J.

There’s a whole lotta “in defense of Kim” action going on right now. It’s gotta be a tiring job.

The Goop Stops Here

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You know Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t just go with the standard “irreconcilable differences” excuse. That is lexicon of the peasant class. Oh, no. When the actress took to her incredibly condescending website, Goop, to announce her divorce from husband and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after 10 years of marriage, Gwyneth explained the split as “Conscious Uncoupling.” We can just hear the fake English accent in that.

She took quilled pen to paper and explained:

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner. Love, Gwyneth & Chris.

The divorce announcement crashed the website, so there’s a first time for everything.

Rumors had been swirling for a while that things were amiss, most recently punctuated by Gwyneth’s cheating scandal with Hollywood lawyer Kevin Yorn.

So we’ll all give them their space and privacy. Then when there’s an album and a movie to promote, we’ll fix our gaze back at Chris and Gwyneth and give them our money. Please stand by for further instructions.

Sideboob Of The Day

Time for some retro sideboob with Raquel Welch way back in 1968. She even makes that ridiculous cowboy hat look good.

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  • LaurieSHarney

    Rumors had been swirling for a while that things were amiss, most recently punctuated by Gwyneth’s cheating scandal with Hollywood lawyer Kevin Yorn. such sideboob — much wow.http://num.to/8349-2085-5150

  • gullywompr

    Rachael Welch is everything, forever and ever, amen.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      One million years B.C. or GTFO!!1!

  • Annie Towne

    That Joan Rivers video was hilarious! Thank you for that start to my day. I laughed at that even more than at Gywneth or Naomi. Great morning sideboob, kids.

  • Cindyinencinitas

    Okay I’m just going to say it: too heavy on the eyeliner. Other than that, what’s the big deal?

  • leemoder

    That’s not sideboob at all!Life has no meaning.

  • DeSwiss

    I know Côté Décolletage. Côté Décolletage is a friend of mine. That is not Côté Décolletage.