Morning Sideboob: January Jones Says Rihanna is on Her Hit List

Morning Sideboob: January Jones Says Rihanna is on Her Hit List

January Jones Picks One From Each Side

Her sultry character on “Mad Men” has garnered January Jones a lot of new fans, and her recent admission to Violet Grey magazine is sure to rake in a whole lot more from both sets of chromosomes.

When asked who she would bed, dead or alive, the actress hedged her bet.

Paul Newman or Rihanna. I try to take risks and shock people a little bit. It’s important to provoke some sort of emotion, negative or positive.

Mission accomplished.

Russell Crowe’s Jerk Status Confirmed

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Giuliana Rancic was on “Watch What Happens Live” this week and was asked, out of the thousands of interviews she’s conducted over the years, which celebrity provided the most awkward encounter.

Drum roll, please. Ah, but of course: Russell Crowe. Is anyone surprised?

What a tone-deaf, phone-throwing blowhard.

This is the same guy who thought he had enough clout to get a private meet-and-greet with Pope Francis—complete with photo-op—so he could use it as publicity for his insufferable film Noah.

Thankfully, the Pope gave him the old, “1, 2, you’re through!”

Lindsay Reveals Who’s Behind Door #36

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We talked about the smattering of Hollywood hunks Lindsay Lohan jotted down and then checked off of her to-do list, but we were left wondering what was up with all of the scratched-out names. Wonder. No. Longer. In Touch magazine is slowly uncovering those once-illegible names for us!

So in addition to Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, and Joaquin Phoenix, new attendees at the sausage party include: Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro, Ashton Kutcher, Stavros Niarchos, Aaron Voros, and Petey Wright.

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We can’t wait for the List Fairy to deliver our next batch of goodies. Just please don’t let it be anyone of Benicio Del Toro’s caliber, List Fairy. We’re going to pretend that didn’t happen.

Emma Stone Geeks Out Over the Spice Girls

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Everyone’s got skeletons in their musical closet, and Emma Stone’s happens to be the Spice Girls. The thing is, she’s not afraid to show it…and even shed some tears over her love for the ’90s girl band.

Emma was in Australia promoting the Amazing Spider-Man 2 when her interviewers, knowing her SG fandom, surprised her with a taped message from Mel B., aka Scary Spice. Emma’s reaction is priceless.

And that’s why the fanboys love her so.

Sideboob of the Day

Lea Michele, from “Glee.” We confirmed before posting this that she is not actually anywhere near being a teenager, because that would disturb us deeply. Enjoy.

[January Jones photo by PR Photos]

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  • $73376667

    Where does one find rolls of toilet paper with rainbow stripes on it and why is Lea Michele wearing such a roll as a top?

    • glasspusher

      I’d like to think that you could find it in a unicorn’s loo…

      • msanthropesmr

        That leaves glitter on yer ass.

        • glasspusher

          …personal experience?

          • msanthropesmr

            How would I see my own ass?

          • glasspusher

            Why do you always answer a question with a question? Maybe you didn’t, it was the little lady mentioning it when she was pegging you on the patio.

    • lesterthegiantape

      I can’t identify what anatomical structure that dent in her abdomen is.

  • bargal20

    That’s sideboob twisted to frontboob. More painful than sexy.