Morning Sideboob: Burglars Break into Miley Cyrus’ House and Lift Her Maserati

Morning Sideboob: Burglars Break into Miley Cyrus’ House and Lift Her Maserati

Second Time the House Is Hit

There’s not going to be much left at the Miley Cyrus homestead when she finally returns from her worldwide tour. Her house has been a free-for-all where burglars come and go, taking all kinds of her stuff. Back in November, they made off with $100,000 in purses and jewelry.

And the buggers have done it again. This time, two perps scaled her wall and broke in through the garage, stealing more jewelry and…Miley’s Maserati!

She must be so upset. We can just imagine her hanging her head and fighting back tears. Still. Quiet. Reflecting on and trying to figure out why bad things happen. Let’s check in with poor Miley.

We finally realized who Miley reminds us of: Phillip, the Hyper Hypo from SNL.

Don’t feed her after midnight.

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Casey Kasem’s Wife Threw Raw Meat at His Daughter

As far as family feuds go, this one is getting real interesting. Radio legend Casey Kasem has been at the center of a tug-of-war between his second wife—the very tall Jean Kasem—and his daughter Kerri. Casey, 82, is suffering from Parkinson’s disease and was residing in a nursing home in Santa Monica, until Jean decided to remove him and take him to Washington. She wouldn’t allow his children to see him, and at one point, she said just didn’t know where he was.

Daughter Kerri finally got a judge to rule that she should be in charge of her father’s medical care. She showed up at his place on Sunday with an ambulance to take him to the hospital. Jean wasn’t having it and retreated to her kitchen for a weapon. A knife? A meat tenderizer? Nope. Ground beef with a side of Bible scripture. Yep, Jean threw raw hamburger meat at Casey’s daughter while citing from the good book.

Jean later explained:

In the name of King David, I threw a piece of raw meat into the street in exchange for my husband to the wild rabid dogs.

Somebody’s getting left out of the family’s annual Secret Santa gift exchange this year.

Here’s one of our favorite Casey Kasem radio moments, for old times’ sake.

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JLo’s Boyfriend Accused of Hooking Up With Transsexual Model

There have been whispers about Jennifer Lopez’s much younger boyfriend, backup dancer Casper Smart, for a while. He’s been accused of being gay and only using Jennifer for her fame and fortune (and fabulous shoes). And now not one but two transsexual models have claimed to have had illicit online exchanges with Casper.

A source had told TheDirty.com that Smart allegedly exchanged sexy pics with Sofia Vissa, even writing one message that allegedly said, “I wanna see more what else ya got.” The site’s founder, Nik Richie, also claimed that Vissa has naked photos of Smart allegedly taken on May 19 that she will sell to the highest bidder.

He also allegedly asked Brazilian/Colombian transsexual model Nik Richie for sexy selfies of herself via Instagram.

Even with the newest allegations, Jen is standing by her man. And Casper is sticking with his meal ticket.

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  • glasspusher

    Ewww…Casey doesn’t look like he’s doing so hot in that photo. I’ve seen less touch-up makeup on a stiff.

  • TJ Barke

    I can’t help but think that Miley has, in her post disney rebellion, fried her brain on too much x or something.

  • Yep.

    So… J-Lo is NOT a transexual model? Up is down, down is up in this topsy-turvy world.