Morning Sideboob: Kim and Kanye Finally Tie the Knot

Morning Sideboob: Kim and Kanye Finally Tie the Knot

How Much Publicity Can They Milk From It?

We’ve been talking about it for far too long, and now it’s a done deal. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bound together in (un)holy matrimony. The ceremony took place on Saturday in Florence, Italy.

Here are a few photos from the big event:

Khloe Kardashian

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Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild douchebag), Jaden Smith (as “white Batman”), and Kourtney Kardashian

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Kendall Jenner and Allie Rizzo

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In an interesting twist, Jay Z and Beyonce were not in attendance, even though there were rumors that Jay Z was going to be Kanye’s best man. Instead, Bey simply sent her congrats via Instagram. It’s almost the same as showing up.

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Then there was major drama when Rob Kardashian left Florence before the wedding took place after reportedly fighting with his family.

So they’re married, folks. We can all move on with our lives. And now we can look forward to not hearing about them all the time…right?

Maxim Releases its Hot 100 List

Every year, Maxim magazine asks its readers to vote on the hottest women of the day. The votes have been tallied and here are some of the lucky ladies.

10. Cara Delevingne

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9. Mila Kunis

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8. Jessica Alba

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7. Alessandra Ambrosio

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6. Zooey Deschanel

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5. Jennifer Lawrence

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4. Irina Shayk

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3. Katy Perry

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2. Scarlett Johansson

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1. Candice Swanepoel

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To check out the full list go here.

Ashton Kutcher Saves the Day

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He’s a royal tool and his acting abilities are questionable, but Ashton Kutcher won major points recently. After seeing a stranded motorist on the side of the road, he stopped to see if he needed help.

The driver tells us … his car battery died while he and his group were hiking in the Hollywood Hills … so they pushed the whip to a nearby street and tried flagging down anyone who would stop. Ashton was driving down the street when he spotted the group … pulled over and was asked if he could help jump start their car. Problem was — he had a passenger and said he had to drop her off at home but he would return. The group thinks the passenger was Mila Kunis.

But in typical Dude, Where’s My Car? fashion, Ashton then couldn’t seem to find the battery…in his own car!

We’ll let this one slide. He did a good deed, and really, we can’t expect too much.

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  • BMW

    Jaden Smith…WTF???I was going to suggest his parents need to get him to a psychiatrist, but then I remembered they are Scientologists and resigned myself to the fact that the kid is screwed.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I admit it, I Googled Candice Swanepoel

  • Annie Towne

    This reminds me of when I lived in the forest for two years with no TV and no Internet and had absolutely no fucking idea who these people were (and had never heard of Lady Gaga nor Justin Bieber, either). It was bliss, people; bliss.

  • marindenver

    Noting the significant absence of melanin in the short Maxim list here I checked out the full 100 at their page. Maybe 6 to 8 women of color in the whole group. Furreelzz Maxim???