May 31, 2018
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Starts Twitter War With Rihanna
How Dare She Not Meet His Ex-Porn-Star Girlfriend?
Charlie Sheen has been quiet lately. He’s getting ready to marry his latest goddess, Brett Rossi, but now the honeymoon of calm and quiet is already officially over. Old Charlie Sheen is back, and he’s ready to get his verbal fight on with his next victim: Rihanna.
How did the songstress rattle the animal’s cage? By refusing to meet his wife when they were both out at the same restaurant.
Charlie did what Charlie does and penned a hate poem to her on Twitter. It’s a long one, so if you want to read it in its entirety, go here. Some of the highlights include:
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time…
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
(or in this case
the Village idiot)
oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
it was a pleasure NOT
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.
Riri’s response simple and curt.
The situation must only be fueling Rihanna’s weed-generated giggles right about now.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest Batch of Celebs Reading Mean Tweets
This segment never gets old, and we don’t even care if it might be fake.
“Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” is a regular segment on the Jimmy Kimmel show in which…well…stars read mean tweets that have been written about them. Pretty self-explanatory. This time around we get to see Julia Roberts, Andy Garcia, Matthew McConaughey, Sofia Vergara, and many more.
Here are a couple of our favorites:
David Blaine looks like his voice is putting his face to sleep.
Ethan Hawke seems like a guy who wasn’t supposed to be a movie star, but he slipped through the cracks and everyone was just like, ‘OK.’
Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss.
Gary Oldman’s reaction is priceless. We wish we could tell how Courtney Cox reacted to hers, but her face no longer moves.
Miley Cyrus Calls Jennifer Lawrence a Liar
Jennifer is doing the press rounds for the latest X-Men movie, and she’s been telling a pretty funny story about how she threw up at Madonna’s Oscar party…only to have Miley Cyrus tell her to “get it together, girl.”
Miley, who we know hates to ruffle any feathers, is calling bullshit on the yarn.
She tweeted and then quickly deleted the message below. But the Internets copied that shit up faster than Miley can straddle a glittery unicorn in a one-piece bodysuit.
America’s latest scapegoat for all society’s ills who is ruining this nation’s youth versus America’s newest sweetheart (“Oh look how cute she is when she falls”)? You don’t stand a chance, M.
Sideboob of the Day
Karina Smirnoff attended the wrap party for season 18 of “Dancing With the Stars.”
[Rihanna and Jennifer Lawrence photos by PR Photos]