Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry and Madonna’s S&M Photo Shoot

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry and Madonna's S&M Photo Shoot

It Left Them Both Sore

Katy Perry was dropping hints earlier this week on Instagram about something big coming up.

Mmmmm my baby’s got a secret.

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And now we’ve got the big reveal. Katy teamed up with Madonna for a dominatrix-themed photo shoot for V magazine in which they got rough, pulled hair, and had fun with ropes.



Inside the mag, it was a virtual love fest with Madge telling Katy: “I really enjoyed working with you on the photo shoot. People always expect when two divas get together that there might be weird vibes or a strange competitiveness, but this was nice and easy and fun.”

Katy kept it going, with her response: “If you ever come to the show, there’s a little wink to you. I’m paying my dues!”

But it’s all fun and games until you pull a muscle. Turns out it was a bit of a rough day at the office for the two pop powerhouses. Katy admitted:

I was sore in my upper body and in my butt area from all that squatting.

But Madonna said it was all worth it:

It’s good to be sore in your butt. My neck is sore from that wonderful moment when I was sucking on your heel.

Haven’t these two watched the brilliance of “Sex Sent Me to the ER”? Easy does it.

Kimye Wedding Guest List Leaked

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Here she goes again. Doesn’t it seem like Kim Kardashian just got married? It feels like just yesterday. So her marriage to Kris Humphries in 2011 only lasted 72 days. The girl is ready to try again. It’s still going to be a star-studded event, with big names like Jay Z, Beyonce, Serena Williams, Carmelo and LaLa Anthony, Brittny Gastineau, and Rachel Roy. Lana Del Rey is even being flown in and getting paid six figures to perform the song “Young and Beautiful” at the ceremony.

But this time around, some of the close and personal friends who were invited to see her say “I do” to the NBA star are still waiting for their invitation to see her say “I do” to the rapper.

Those who made the list for Kim’s marriage to Kris but didn’t make the cut for Kanye include:

Lindsay Lohan
Demi Lovato
Avril Lavigne
Eva Longoria
Mario Lopez
Ryan Seacrest

Quite a motley crew. We wouldn’t even invite anyone from that list to a candle party.

Molly Shannon Explains Her Head Orgasms

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Getting through TSA at the airport can be kinda stressful. You’re pulling your luggage while trying to take off your hat, shoes, and belt. Quick, get the bin! Take your laptop out of its bag. Laptop has to get its own bin. Step into the sci-fi chamber and have a full-body X-ray done. Dang! I just want to visit my sick aunt in Sacramento.

The experience doesn’t seem to frazzle Molly Shannon. She actually kinda gets off on it and welcomes an overreach by a TSA agent.

We’ve read that sometimes when Molly gets nervous, she sticks her fingers under her arms and smells them. Makes sense now.

Sideboob of the Day

Eva Longoria may not have gotten a return ticket to Kim’s wedding, but she did get to show off her unique dress pattern at the Foxcatcher premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival.

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