May 15, 2019
Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw’s Request to Dance
You Know I Was a Fly Girl, Right, Mami?
Last week, we found out how Jimmy Fallon left Jennifer Lawrence hanging when she reached out and asked Jennifer Lopez to dance at the Met Ball. After downing a large quantity of Jello shots, Fallon and Lawrence had concocted a plan to shake their booties with JLo, but at the last second, Jimmy had a change of heart.
I do it, he’s gone, and it’s just me looking at JLo, going, ‘Dance with me!’ She was like, ‘I think I’m just gonna observe.’ You made me look like a freak in front of JLo! Do you know what that feels like?
Now Lopez is telling her side of the story. She told “Access Hollywood”:
This is how I remember it: I remember that we were at the Met Ball, and Kanye [West] was about to perform, and it was like a crazy moment. And then they came over—Jimmy Fallon, he started talking, and I was with Benny [Medina] and Beau [Casper Smart], and then [Jennifer Lawrence] came over, too. It was like they were a little group. She was like, ‘Let’s go dance,’ and I was like, ‘No, I’m good right here.’ But I didn’t mean it like, ‘I don’t want to dance with you.’ I just meant, like, ‘It’s so crowded in here. Let’s stay right here.’
A likely story. We saw JLaw dance in Silver Linings Playbook. Girl’s got moves. Was JLo afraid her old Fly Girl choreography was too dated?
Ray J Offers Porn Profits to Kim Kardashian as a Wedding Gift
Talk about a classy gentleman. Ray J, co-star of the sex tape that shot Kim Kardashian to fame, has come up with the perfect wedding gift for his former flame: four months’ worth of his paycheck from that intimate home movie they made in private that was never meant for anyone’s eyes but theirs.
This year, Ray J received:
If Kim refuses the gift, Casanova will be donating the money to charity…probably an organization for the mammary deficient.
Since its release in 2007, the tape has made $50 million!
It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Black Keys Say They Were Cockblocked by Michael Jackson
Sounds strange, huh?
We know it must take a lot to write and record an album. When it’s finally completed, bands want their finished product to be a huge success. The Black Keys and the King of Pop are both vying for the top spot on the Billboard charts, The Black Keys with Turn Blue and MJ with his posthumously released Xscape.
The Black Keys, known for sometimes uttering opinions they should probably keep as thoughts and not promote to words, have some things to say about going up against such a heavyweight. They’re not happy they may lose this battle.
Drummer Patrick Carney—who also loves to Twitter-fight Beliebers in his spare time–said:
It’s the classic story of Dan and I. We want to have a #1 album, but Michael Jackson releases something from the grave and cockblocks us.
Guitarist and singer Dan Auerbach joined in on the MJ diss:
[It’s] some f*cking bullsh*t that sucks so bad that it took them three years after he died to make it listenable. Like he had to be dead for three years for it to be released.
The final tally isn’t even going to be announced until this morning, guys. Wait till you find out for sure before you start calling cockblocking bullshit on the dead.
Sideboob of the Day
Naomi Campbell showed up at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards. No one was injured.
[Naomi Campbell photo by PR Photos]