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Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Backpedals on Liam Hemsworth Rant

Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Backpedals on Liam Hemsworth Rant

Says She Was Just Trying to Rile Up the Crowd

Miley Cyrus isn’t one to sorta apologize, but it looks like she may be just this once. In addition to riding a big inflatable penis at London’s G-A-Y nightclub last week, she also had some harsh words for an unnamed ex, the one who inspired her smash hit “Wrecking Ball.”

Everyone assumed she was talking about actor Liam Hemsworth. The two were engaged in May 2012 but broke it all off a year later. Miley took to Twitter to clarify.

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On a more comical note, Miley also tweeted a photo from a fan that highlighted how much her kneecap looks like Seth Rogen’s face.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

Smith-Jenner Kid Kult?

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Here’s a strange one.

The newest crop of celebrity kids is doing things a bit differently. Instead of spending all of their parents’ cash on cars, sex, and clothes, a report in Star magazine contends they’re after a higher consciousness. Meditation, philosophy, and spiritual pursuits are their things, and they’ve named themselves the Orgonite Society.

Moises Arias, the 20-year-old former “Hannah Montana” star who was photographed shirtless in bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith (daughter of Will and Jada) reportedly introduced Willow, her brother Jaden, and Kylie Jenner to the teachings of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, also known as Osho, whose cult was tied to promiscuous sex, drug use, and bioterrorist activity.

An insider tells Star the teens have dived head-on into the guru’s philosophies. “Because they are vulnerable and looking for something to believe in, they find the cult’s ideals intriguing,” the source said. Though raised Scientologist, “Jaden has really dived headfirst into this radical movement. He thinks he is a ‘philosopher’ and Willow is just as into it,” the source said. Jaden’s clothing line, MSFTS, has posted several Instagram and Twitter messages about the “Orgonite Society.”

Here’s Willow reading one of the cult leader’s books…

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…Jaden and Willow making pucks that balance energy, cleanse, and protect against alien invasion…

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…and Kylie holding an Orgonite pyramid.

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Sounds like they’re all in need of a soul-searching backpacking trip around Europe.

Solange-Jay Z Elevator Video Footage Netted $250,000

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“The People’s Court” must be paying Harvey Levin the big bucks cuz TMZ reportedly paid the person who leaked the footage of Solange going Street Fighter on Jay Z’s ass $250,000. It couldn’t have come at a better time, too, since the The Standard Hotel finally hunted down the perpetrator and fired him/her.

The Standard Hotel said the person had been terminated for “breaching the security policies of the hotel and recording the confidential CCTV video. The hotel said after the video was first aired that it was “shocked and disappointed” by the security breach. It said Wednesday that it will turn over “all available information to criminal authorities.”

Let’s see if that $250,000 disappears with the wave a of defense attorney’s pen.

And, finally, the family behind the fight of the century released an official statement to the Associated Press about the incident:

As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it. Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family.

The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we’re no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We’ve put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.

*Those who do not put it behind them will be “taken care of” by an Illuminati representative.

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