Dec 14, 2017
Morning Sideboob: Rihanna Destroys Property, Pays Off the LAPD
She’ll Be Getting Out of a Few Tickets in Her Future
Selfies happen all day long, but they don’t always go as planned. A classic example of a selfie malfunction took place last Friday when Rihanna attended a Clippers game. She was seated courtside next to L.A. Police Commissioner President Steve Soboroff and the two decided to snap a photo together. Rihanna was given the responsibility of taking the shot with Steve’s iPhone. Not sure what happened next, but the phone slipped out of her hand and ended up on the ground with a cracked screen.
Did you feel that phantom pain in the palm of your hand? It’s happened to you, right? The slowest pull of gravity ever.
To make things right, Rihanna not only sent a replacement phone, but she publicly apologized on Twitter,
and then donated $25,000 to the Los Angeles Police Foundation.
Steve was pleased.
It was a great gesture on Rihanna’s part, but really not necessary. We all know the LAPD doesn’t hold grudges.
Justin Bieber Is Being Investigated for Robbery
Southern California rejoiced when little Justin Bieber moved his troubled self the hell out of town. He sold the house in Calabasas and was kicking it in Atlanta. But now we see he’s been popping up there again…skateboarding in Venice, horseback riding in Toluca Lake. Then he hit up Castle Park in Sherman Oaks with his crew. If you’ve never been, let us set the scene. This “family fun center” is located in the San Fernando Valley and houses a mini-golf course, video games, and batting cages. Sounds nice, yeah? Well, for surrounding scenery while you’re putting for a hole in one, you can choose from the congested 405 freeway through a chain-link fence or the gang-tagged walls in the empty lot right next door. The place looks like it hasn’t been renovated since the ’70s—like if you sit down in one of those shooter arcade games, you might get a rogue spring to the bum. It’s where teenagers go to wreak havoc, have their first cigarette, and try to launch golfballs onto the freeway. So in other words, it’s a perfect location for Justin Bieber.
And since JB can’t go long without some sort of altercation, Castle Park it was. And this time his target was a lady and her 13-year-old daughter.
Justin and company first got into a fight with some guys at the batting cages. When the lady in question pulled out her cell phone to snap some pictures, Justin turned his attention to her. He demanded to see the phone so he could erase any evidence, and when she refused, he reached into her purse and grabbed it. The phone was locked.
She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos. She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none. She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don’t you just get out of here.” Her daughter started crying.
Ladybird has filed a complaint with the LAPD, so we haven’t heard the last of this.
Lil’ Kim Encourages Fans to Buy Her Baby Gifts
Got some spare cash burning a hole in your pocket? Why not help out Lil’ Kim by purchasing some items off of her baby registry, which she so conveniently posted to Instagram? She let all her fans know where she’s registered, which name to look under, and which P.O. Box to ship it all off to.
Tiffany & Co.?! What the hell? It wasn’t enough that the mommy-to-be had a huge baby shower last weekend. Now she wants her fans to fill in the gift gap.
Some of the items off the list include two strollers that cost $7,899, a $500 Tiffany sterling silver baby cup, and a $1,625 hamper!
Why not just go for it, Queen Bee, and set up a Go Fund Me like all the rest of cash-strapped Hollywood? Your fans make way too much money.
Sideboob of the Day
Lisa Vanderpump of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” hosted the Grand Opening of her latest venture, Pump Lounge in West Hollywood.