Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Bites on Lady Gaga’s Neon-Green Vomit

Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Bites on Lady Gaga's Neon-Green Vomit

Gaga Calls Dibs on Mechanical Horses and Green Hair, Too

Gaga and Katy have been vying for the pop throne for the past several years. Gaga has opted for more of the shock performance angle while Katy has headed down the artsy girl-next-door path. Even so, they’re both after pretty much the same core audience, so their views on each other have bordered on chilly.


Back in March, Lady Gaga gave a keynote speech at South By Southwest and shot down comparisons between the two.

I don’t know what the f–k-all I have to do with Katy Perry. Our music is so completely different. I couldn’t be more different, really. I really don’t fit in pop music in a way, but I came through it and I’d like to think I changed it in some way so you can feel like you don’t have to fit into a mold.

Then during her performance at the music fest, she had professional vomit painter Millie Brown vomit neon green liquid on her.

Well, Katy’s Prismatic Tour just kicked off and in video footage played in the background, Katy is seen…you guessed it…vomiting green liquid.

Gaga tweeted about Katy’s choice of green hair and mechanical horses, which Gaga seems to think she invented.

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Gaga needs to patent all of her amazing ideas so this doesn’t happen. We saw an infomercial that says it’s real easy to do.

Ricky Gervais and Russell Crowe Walk Into a Bar

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What we would’ve paid to be a fly on the wall of the pub where Ricky and Russell got shitfaced together and decided to live-tweet it.

Here’s how the evening unfolded:

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(British humor)

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It’s weird to see Russell Crowe smiling ear to ear, isn’t it? Sadly, the next day, Russell sobered up, realized Ricky called him a see you next Tuesday, and then kicked him three times in an elevator.

Jennifer Esposito Says Ex Bradley Cooper Was “a Master Manipulator”


And not in a good way.

We didn’t even know these two were once married, and now we know why. The nuptials lasted from December 2006 to May 2007…five whole months. That’s all it took for Bradley to merit a nasty passage in Jennifer’s new memoir, Jennifer’s Way.

In the book, the “Blue Bloods” star mostly talks about her struggle with celiac disease, but she didn’t miss this prime opportunity to wail on her ex. Jennifer never actually names names, but it’s obvious she’s talking about Bradley.

According to the New York Daily News:

Esposito describes meeting a man who asks her out, and even though there were “an entire marching band squad of red flags,” she chose to ignore them because she didn’t think the relationship would progress. She describes the mystery suitor as, “funny, smart, cocky, arrogant, and a master manipulator,” adding that she didn’t “necessarily find him that attractive.” They quickly became a couple, although the actress says her boyfriend had a “mean, cold side” and “his personality could flip on a dime.” Esposito claims the relationship was an unhealthy one, focused primarily on his needs and nothing else and that she was “a nonissue.” Esposito also writes that she felt “sidelined” from her own health and needs. “I became very sad and I felt very alone,” Esposito adds, but she stayed in the relationship just the same. The union came to an impasse when Esposito attended a seminar at the Agape International Spiritual Center in L.A. “Within days, my relationship hit an all-time low, and within a week it was over,” she wrote. “Abruptly, rudely, and with the exact callousness that I’d come to expect from him.”

Let’s get this straight: She saw tons of red flags and wasn’t attracted all that attracted to him…so she married him. Got it!


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