Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Keeps it Classy With An Inflatable Penis

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The Miley Cyrus hot mess train made a stop at G-A-Y nightclub in London over the weekend. As you know, the 21-year-old spent some time in the hospital recently due to a bad reaction to antibiotics. Well, she’s making up for lost time in a big way. Her latest performance included a number of press-grabbing antics, such as manhandling a blow-up penis

…claiming everyone is a little gay, and making a date-rape joke.

Perfect timing for Mother’s Day. Her ma must be so proud.

Chris Brown Gets Another Four Months in the Clink

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Will you look at that? A celebrity breaks the law continuously and actually has to do time? What is this world coming to?

Chris Brown has been in jail for a while now after violating his parole stemming from the Rihanna assault case. The guy just can’t stay out of trouble. This time, he beat up a guy in D.C. he thought was trying to jump into a photo Chris was taking with fans.

The judge sentenced him to another four months in jail.

Brown was in court Friday afternoon…where he admitted he violated his probation by getting into a fight with a dude in Washington, D.C. That’s all the judge needed to hear. He sentenced Chris to 1 year in jail. However, Chris got credit for 116 days he spent in rehab, and another 59 days behind bars. That leaves 131 days in the pokey.

Chris is looking a little rough. Doesn’t seem like prison life agrees with him. The only sad thing is, due to jail overcrowding, he may only end up serving a few more days.

Sherri Shepherd’s Divorce Isn’t Going to Be Pretty

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All divorces can be sticky situations. But Sherri Shepherd from “The View” is cooking up one that is going to be interesting to watch.

You remember, Sherri, right? She’s the one who doesn’t know if the world is flat or round.

Believe it or not, someone wants to give up that great catch. Lamar Sally, Sherri’s soon-to-be second ex-husband filed for divorce. To make matters worse, the couple is expecting a baby via surrogate at the end of July.

According to Lamar’s legal docs, he wants full legal and physical custody of the unborn child, and wants Sherri to only have visitation rights. Lamar also wants spousal support and he wants the prenup invalidated based on fraud.

Fraud? Like Sherri duped him into believing dinosaurs are just characters from “Land of the Lost”?

Sideboob of the Day

This lucky lady is none other than Hugh Hefner’s third wife, Crystal Hefner. Here she is at Joanna and Marta Krupa’s joint birthday party at Rehab Bikini Invitational.

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[Cyrus, Hefner and Shepherd photos by PR Photos]

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