May 1, 2020
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Not A Feminist, Maybe Likes Brother-Kissing
Deep Thoughts, Weird Thoughts
Shailene Woodley’s our new favorite. She’s a unique one, and it’s fun to watch her spill her latest bizarre thoughts on life.
Actor Ansel Elgort played Shailene’s brother in Divergent, and now they are starring as boyfriend/girlfriend in The Fault in Our Stars. No big deal, right? It’s make-believe after all. But during a Q&A for the latter project, Shailene just had to bring up the fake incest thing.
It wasn’t that weird because I’ve always sort of wondered what it’d be like kissing my brother.
If anyone else (besides Angelina Jolie) said that, we’d know they were only joking. But we’re not sure here.
And when Time magazine asked if she considers herself a feminist, she had this educated response handy:
No because I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance. With myself, I’m very in touch with my masculine side. And I’m 50 percent feminine and 50 percent masculine, same as I think a lot of us are. And I think that is important to note. And also I think that if men went down and women rose to power, that wouldn’t work either. We have to have a fine balance.
Finally, here she is creeping out David Letterman with her clay-eating habits.
We’ve read that too much sun on your nether regions can affect the brain.
Sally Field and Julia Roberts Compete in a Curse-Off
When you think of Sally Field, you think of a sweet little lady, don’t you? Innocent Gidget, a nun, the goofy lady who won her second Oscar and uttered the “You really, really like me” line. And she also played Julia Roberts’ mom in Steel Magnolias back in 1989.
Remember, when she really wanted Shelby to drink her juice?
Anyway, Sally actually has the mouth of a drunken sailor, as evidenced by her curse-off against Julia on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Congrats, Sally! We have a new level of respect for you now.
Miley Cyrus and Christina Aguilera Fight Over Ass-less Chaps
Producers of “The Voice” are super-eager to get Miley Cyrus on the show, but she’s refusing because she’s sore with Christina Aguilera over a comment she made on Twitter regarding chaps.
This is what it’s come down to, folks.
Back when Christina was acting all dirrty and going by X-tina, she climbed into a boxing ring in one of her videos wearing ass-less chaps.
Now it’s Miley’s turn to be young and filthy and she’s wearing them onstage during her Bangerz tour.
Back in February, Christina tweeted what seemed to be a “high five, sistah” about Miley and her chaps:
Cheers from one dirrty girl to the next @MileyCyrus…wear em’ loud & proud, girl-yes!
But Miley interpreted the tweet as a slight and a back-handed compliment used to remind everyone who wore them first. A source told Radar Online:
Miley is no friend or supporter of Christina, despite the fact they have a lot in common, including long associations with Disney and using some of the same people through the years on their respective business teams. Even if Christina has temporarily stepped aside, “The Voice” is still Christina’s show and Miley doesn’t want to lift a finger to help that woman.
Once Christina gives birth and gets back into fighting shape, let’s pop both of these Disney creatures into a ring in their chaps and see who emerges the victor.
Sideboob of the Day
Comedienne Olivia Munn didn’t disappoint at the Met Gala.
[Shailene Woodley photo by PR Photos]