Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne

Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne

Fans Pay $400 for This

Back in the day, didn’t bands do meet-and-greets with their fans for free. You won some contest or were in their fan club, and that was their way of thanking you, right? Now it’s just another way to bleed them dry.

Avril Lavigne not only charges her fans $400 for a meet-and-greet. She then stands as far away from the fan as she can get away with and still appear in the photo. You can just feel the appreciation for all their adoration emanating from the Canadian woman-child. Can you imagine the talk these fans get from management prior to the meeting? “Do not even think about touching Avril. Do not put your arm around her. Do not stand next to her so that the end of your body grazes the end of her body. You will stand two feet away from her at all times. If you do not comply, 17 bodyguards will jump you and beat you with a skateboard. Any questions?”

Let’s check out some of these $400 photos…and compare what it’s like at the meet-and-greets of Rihanna and Kelly Clarkson.

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Drop the mic, walk away.

Seth Rogen Explains His Deep Hatred of Justin Bieber

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Their first meeting left him cold.

And so did their second.

Seth Rogen wants everybody to know he loathes Justin Bieber. He’s tweeted it, and now he’s explaining exactly what caused the loathing in the first place.

On the Howard Stern Show, Seth says it all stemmed from the time they were both on the same German talk show, and Justin’s people asked if he could meet Seth.

It didn’t go well.

And it was weird, I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.

But then it happened again!

Two years later, the two Canadians met at an MTV awards show.

He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k? And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.’ He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate him, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought. You meet him, and he meets up to every one of your [bad] expectations of how you hope he will be.

In happier news, here’s a video of Seth teaching us how to roll a cross joint.

Breaking News: Madonna Is Still an Attention Whore

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She may be 55, but Madonna still loves to push the envelope. And her favorite means of doing so these days is via Instagram. She’s forced us to gaze upon her hairy armpits. She used the N-word to lovingly refer to her son Rocco…then apologized for it.

She posed in her underwear.

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Now here’s the latest ploy for publicity: a shot of her naked body wrapped in maybe tape or bandages with the caption, “What I wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?”

See the NSFW image here.

What will that wild and crazy girl do next?

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