Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna’s Oscar After-Party

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna's Oscar After-Party

Miley Cyrus Serves as the Voice of Reason

She falls up stairs, she falls over orange cones and slides down the back of the person in front of her. We may have an explanation for Jennifer Lawrence’s case of weeble wobble. She’s drunk! At least she got stone-cold wasted after this year’s Oscars when she partied at Madonna’s after-party. And this wasn’t a classy, sipping-cognac buzz—Jen hurled…right in front of Miley Cyrus.


A “Late Night With Seth Meyers” audience member spilled the beans about Jennifer’s appearance on the talk show, which will air May 21st, in which she detailed events of the night.

Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!’

Two things: First, if we were in the position in which Miley Cyrus was rightly giving us advice about drinking, we would have our limo driver take us directly to Betty Ford from the party.

Second, where’s the girl code, Miley? You know if you see a girl all sloppy drunk and making a mess, you are bound by law to go over and hold her hair.

Zac Efron Talks About That Night Under the Bridge Downtown


Zac “Bum-Rushing” Efron’s latest project, The Neighbors, hits theaters a week from Friday, and he’s doing the “I’m newly sober and apologetic” tour.

You haven’t forgotten about his little altercation with homeless men in a sketchy part of downtown L.A., have you? Neither have we. And Zac is finally talking about it.

I had a friend come pick me up late at night—we were looking for a place downtown to get a bite and catch up. We were having trouble finding somewhere—a lot of places were closed—and the car ran out of gas off the 110.

It was ridiculous. We had to pull over, and I called Uber. A homeless guy, or vagrant, tapped on the driver’s-side window. Before I knew it, he [the friend] was out of the car, and they started fighting. I saw that [the homeless man] was carrying some sort of a knife, or shank, and I got out of the car to disarm him. At some point, he dropped the knife, and I got hit pretty hard in the face—and almost instantly the police were there to break up the fight. [It was] the most terrifying moment in my life.

As we read that passage, a certain song kept playing on loop in our head:

James Franco Calls Lindsay Lohan Delusional

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Did they or didn’t they? Lindsay scribbled James’ name on her list of F buddies. He adamantly denied it. Now he’s copping to, “OK, maybe it was just a kiss” while they were both living at the Chateau Marmont.

James appeared on the Howard Stern Radio Show and discussed, yet again, the Lindsay List.

“I will swear on anything that you ask that I have never had sex with Lindsay Lohan! Here’s the problem: I bet you if we brought her in here and you asked her to her face, ‘Did you have sex with James?’ she’d say yes. I think she’s that…”

“Delusional?” Stern interjected. “Or doesn’t remember,” Franco responded.

But then James admitted:

All right, we maybe kissed…It was lame. I can’t believe she put me on that private list. She’s so delusional! I don’t know what to say other than we were at this hotel during a very dark period of her history and I think she liked, it seemed pretty damn clear, that she liked me. She even broke into my room one time, because she was so at home there I guess they just gave her a key. I was on the couch and I opened my eyes and there’s Lindsay in my room at 3 a.m.

Can you imagine? That’s straight-up horror movie material.


Sideboob of the Day

Jazmin Lopez, host of Playboy Radio en Español por la Mañana on SiriusXM, walked the red carpet at the Journey of a Female Comic premiere. Caliente!

"Journey of a Female Comic" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals

[Jazmin Lopez and Jennifer Lawrence photos by PR Photos]

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