Jul 16, 2014
Morning Sex Jam: Cindy Crawford Writhes Around Naked in a Bathtub (Video)
Okay, granted, “Freedom ’90” is actually about George Michael breaking free in an artistic manner and living life on his own terms and all that jazz, BUT. But but but. There are hot BUTTS in this video! I can remember being a wee tween and watching Cindy Crawford and Christy Turlington writhe around in this video. It gave me tingles in my down-therea that I wouldn’t quite understand until I was in my twenties and realized I would not explode in flames if I went on dates with girls as well as boys (I did not date supermodels, because I am not a rich old man). Anyhoo! Let’s celebrate the glory of being exactly who we really are, and let’s also get girlboners and dudeboners from watching this hawt video!