Mister T “U.F.O. Mystery” (part 4 of 4)

Back from commercial, the boulders are clearly passing over their heads without any damage at all, but Mr. T orders the gang into a nearby cave in the cliff face anyway. Once inside, the boulders of course pile up over the entrance, trapping the team inside.

Caption contributed by Mark M.

Bisby Urkels.

Bisby is resourceful, though. She pulls the T-2 remote out of her purse… and starts to use it like a walkie-talkie? T-2 answers, and asks her, “What is comin’ down?” Wow! T-2 is really accurate, right down to his inability to quip in a way that makes any sense at all! T-2 walks over to a convenient topographic map on the wall, and immediately is able to tell exactly where Bisby is. Just go with it. It’s easier that way.

Inside the cave, the team starts to fret about the limited amount of oxygen available in the small space. Jeff promises that he won’t move, and he won’t even breathe! Oh, yesss…. take a cold shower first, too…

Ahem. Ick. Sorry ‘bout that.

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Mark M. Meysenburg

Mark teaches at Doane College, a liberal arts college in Crete, Nebraska. Most of his teaching involves computer science, but Mark also occasionally teaches mathematics and the history of science; he has also been known to offer three week courses on the worst movies ever made. Mark's bad movie obsession was kindled in the early 1980s by the Medved brothers, then fanned to full flame by late-night showings of Plan 9 from Outer Space. Who could have predicted the long term effects of satin-pajama-clad, mincing alien menace? Mark's other interests include homebrew beer and wine, and practicing and teaching martial arts.

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