Mister T “U.F.O. Mystery” (part 3 of 4)

Back in Rapid City, the gang is gathered in Woody’s cavernous hospital room. A short, exceptionally pale doctor pronounces Woody to be fine. Mr. T, however, isn’t satisfied. He asks the doctor to check out Woody’s eyesight. The doc heads off to arrange the tests, and the team leaves.

Caption contributed by Mark M.

Woody must have some primo insurance to score a room like this.

Out in the hallway, the gang passes by two burly orderlies who are wheeling a gurney toward Woody’s room. Spike takes the opportunity to BAMF again. He’s walking along, right behind Kim, and then—poof!—he’s gone. Half a second later—poof!—he’s back. The heck? Did he just pop down to the cafeteria for a quick bite? Zap to the basement to see where they keep all the amputated body parts? Or maybe the animators were trying to convince the audience at home that their eyes are going bad, too.

Caption contributed by Mark M.

Lah, lah, walking, looking at Kim’s butt, lah, lah…”

Caption contributed by Mark M.


After everyone has zapped back to this reality, the team enters the elevator. Kim finally notices something strange. No, not that the little red-headed twerp behind her keeps teleporting in and out of the scene, silly! She remembers that the “orderlies” they passed in the hallway were wearing mountain climbing boots. Oh, no! Slightly unusual footwear means eeeee-vil! And, obviously, they must be heading for Woody’s room, right? But of course!

Wait, weren’t there two goons watching Woody’s rescue from the top of a mountain? Kim’s right! Woody is in danger!

Arriving at the ground floor in the elevator, Mr. T decides they need to go back to save Woody from the clearly dastardly, boot-wearing orderlies. T sends Jeff, Robin, and Kim up one staircase, while he takes the other. T orders Spike to stay put, but if I were him, I’d just tell Spike to teleport back upstairs.

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Mark M. Meysenburg

Mark teaches at Doane College, a liberal arts college in Crete, Nebraska. Most of his teaching involves computer science, but Mark also occasionally teaches mathematics and the history of science; he has also been known to offer three week courses on the worst movies ever made. Mark's bad movie obsession was kindled in the early 1980s by the Medved brothers, then fanned to full flame by late-night showings of Plan 9 from Outer Space. Who could have predicted the long term effects of satin-pajama-clad, mincing alien menace? Mark's other interests include homebrew beer and wine, and practicing and teaching martial arts.

Multi-Part Article: Mister T "U.F.O. Mystery"

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