Mister T “The Playtown Mystery” (part 5 of 5)

Back to the croc, which turns out to be a submarine-type deal. Inside, Spike is tied up. He tells off Marvin, saying that “for a mouse, you’re a real rat!” adding, “When Mr. T comes, he’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks!”

The team (sans T) walks through the park expositing that they need to find Marvin and Dingy. Hilariously enough, Jeff still manages to be sort of a dick, even though Spike has been proven right. Well, once a dick, always a dick, I guess.

They utter a group “Huh?” as they see Marvin and Dingy signing autographs for some kids. You know, I can almost buy a little kid not getting the whole “underpaid college student in a horribly uncomfortable mascot suit getting paid next to nothing” deal, but wouldn’t a bunch of older teens—even this batch of mental defectives—be hip to it? Jesus, this thing is dumb in ways that haven’t even been discovered!

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Ed Harris

A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.

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