Mister T “Fortune Cookie Caper” (part 8 of 8)

Back at the Chinese restaurant, Mr. T and the others perceptively notice the joint is completely empty. T immediately gives up and he and Kim head back toward the door, but Woody is standing by the register looking at the empty cookie bowl. Genius Woody actually says, “I wonder what this does?” and pulls the Mystery Lever [!], I guess just for the hell of it. Three guesses where Mr. T and Kim are standing when he does this.

Not only that, after they fall through the trapdoor, Woody looks all around wondering, “Where did they go?” [!] Uh, maybe through the huge hole in the floor?

Remember back at the start of this review when I kind of thought Woody was the smart one? Oh, how naïve I was in those halcyon days of yore.

Of course, the two scenes with the lever and the trapdoor sent me into a fond reverie back to the much funnier lever scenes in The Emperor’s New Groove. But alas, I must set aside such pleasant memories in order to complete my review of Mr. T’s “Fortune Cookie Caper”, in which every single character makes Kronk look like friggin’ Aristotle.

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Mark "Scooter" Wilson

Mark is a history guy, a graphics guy, a guy for whom wryly cynical assessments of popular culture are the scallion cream cheese on the toasted everything bagel of life. He spends his time teaching modern history at Brooklyn College, pondering the ancient Romans at the CUNY Graduate Center, and conjuring maps and illustrations for ungrateful bankers at various Manhattan monoliths. Readers are welcome to guess at reasons why he's nicknamed Scooter, with the proviso that all such submissions are guaranteed to be rather more interesting than the truth. Mark lives in the Midwood section of Brooklyn with a happy-go-lucky, flop-eared dog named Chiyo who is probably, at this very moment, waiting patiently for her walkies.

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