Mister T “Fortune Cookie Caper” (part 6 of 8)

Cut to the team walking into a building marked “Brooklyn Police”. What? Brooklyn has its own police force now? Why does that scare me?

They’re being observed from a nearby rooftop by Obvious Villain and a goon. This goon is also the flunky/waiter from the Chinese restaurant, the same guy who accidentally showered the team with fortune cookies. Evidently, being a spazz is no barrier to advancement in the underworld.

Obvious Villain gloats that his plan worked: He got “the goods” and Jeff took the fall. The goon agrees that this was a desirable outcome. [Frankly, that asshole Jeff going to jail is a pretty desirable outcome for just about anyone. —Albert]

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Mark "Scooter" Wilson

Mark is a history guy, a graphics guy, a guy for whom wryly cynical assessments of popular culture are the scallion cream cheese on the toasted everything bagel of life. He spends his time teaching modern history at Brooklyn College, pondering the ancient Romans at the CUNY Graduate Center, and conjuring maps and illustrations for ungrateful bankers at various Manhattan monoliths. Readers are welcome to guess at reasons why he's nicknamed Scooter, with the proviso that all such submissions are guaranteed to be rather more interesting than the truth. Mark lives in the Midwood section of Brooklyn with a happy-go-lucky, flop-eared dog named Chiyo who is probably, at this very moment, waiting patiently for her walkies.

Multi-Part Article: Mister T "Fortune Cookie Caper"

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