Mister T “Cape Kennedy Caper” (part 7 of 7)

The next thing we see are Jeff, Woody, Kim, and the dog running through a very large hallway with computers along the walls. The announcer tells us it’s t-minus five minutes. Woody stops at some kind of locker and takes out…

Forget it. You’re on your own. Find the episode online and watch it yourself. I have not come this far in my life in order to recap the images I’m seeing. I just found out about Malachim; there’s so much good I could be doing.

Oh, alright. He takes out a jet pack. Are you happy? They all strap on jet packs.

Caption contributed by Jordon

“Opening Ceremony of the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, here we come!”

About five seconds after his last announcement, the countdown guy declares it’s now t-minus four minutes “and counting.” A quick pan shows that the team, now wearing jet packs, are maybe a hundred yards from the shuttle. I take this as good news. Anyone within a mile of the shuttle who’s not wearing a silver fire suit is going to die.

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Jordon Davis

B.A. Political Science, SUNY Albany - 1991
Master of Public Administration, University of Georgia - 1993
Juris Doctorate, Emory University - 1996

State of Georgia - 1996
State of New York - 1997

Fields Medal (with Laurent Lafforgue and Vladimir Voevodsky) - 1998

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