VIDEO: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

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Mix one part Sandra Bullock, two parts the Dark Side of Makeovers, a couple of bleeding-uterus jokes, and a random quote from The Great Fitness Experiment. Stir well, and bake for 8:41. It’s Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous!

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  • Huey and Riley Freeman dressed as Tina Turner. Quite the image I’ll give this film that. Apologies for no intelligent feedback, I just saw Regina King and that performance scene and that image won’t leave my brain!

    • Jill Bearup

      SELL IT, TINA! :D

  • Sofie Liv

    Brava Ursa, Brava.

    Lots and lots of good points about well yeah, the impossible goal for women (and mdb for that matter), set to us, well by society in genneral.

    I don’t know how yet, but I would like to dig into this aspect again, as I do in fact believe modern society are putting people, and in particularly young people, under ridicoulesly much pressure, and no one are ever good enough, not only in the beauty department, but also when it comes to such things as knowledge, education, life partners, job ext. No one are ever told they are good enough or that they can relax, and that is destroying people from the inside, it’s just an unbelivable and ridicoules pressure put on every-body from society, which no one can life up to.

    ..don’t know how I feel about knowing i’ll hear a lot of squeeling from you in your next video though..

  • The_Stig

    This will interest you, Jill:

    Len Wiseman is going to direct a reboot of the Mummy franchise. Three guesses on who he’ll get to play Evie.

    • Jill Bearup

      Oh boy. (Coincidentally, I just got a tweet on this very subject.)

      Another weird coincidence, I just tried to watch Underworld: Whatever The First Sequel Is Called yesterday. Possibly I didn’t give it a fair shake, I was a bit distracted, but really? REALLY? I gave up after fifteen minutes, both confused and bored and slightly grossed out.


      Underworld is cheesy hilarity. The sequels just seem to be kind of violent but dull.

      Goodness knows what The Mummy: Underworld Style will be like.

      You never know. It might also manage to be hilarious (intentionally like the original-remake, or unintentionally, like Underworld itself). But it’ll definitely be wetter and smellier. And with more leather. And blue tones.

      As always, I reserve judgement till I see it. Because I’m sometimes fair and reasonable like that. :)

      • The_Stig

        You forgot ABSOLUTELY NO LIGHTING WHATSOEVER. That’s why I refer to Underworld as Can’t See Crap: The Movie.

        The thing about Underworld is that it’s sort of like the Mummy films for the Hot Topic crowd (actual goths will completely dismiss it). Of course if you’re a fan of the role playing games in the World of Darkness franchise (the old one, not the new one), you’ll hate it. Me, I consider Underworld as “WoD for Idiots”. Yet in its ridiculous stupidity (and it gets worse before the most recent and, would you believe FOURTH film in the franchise and there are plans for a fifth), It’s a guilty pleasure of mine. I don’t know if vampires are your thing, but the first three films (Underworld: Awakening is pure crap, even by the franchise’s bottom-scraping standards) are worth checking out at least once.

        Frankly I’d rather see a film based on the Airship Pirates RPG, but that’s me. Everything must be steampunk.

        Maybe I’m just odd, but during your text crawl I expected the words “Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…” to follow.

        I need to get out more.

        • Jill Bearup

          It’s a possibility.

          I’d forgotten about the complete lack of lighting. Reviewing it was a nightmare because I kept trying to illustrate my point with clips that were…indistinct, to say the least. 

          Oh look, it’s…umm…Selene? And she’s…er…fighting? Something? Oh, no, wait, she’s…doing CPR? Ugh, can’t see a THING…