Here Is Miley Cyrus’s Boob And Nipple

I do not believe I have ever heard Miley Cyrus’s music, but I do not think Miley Cyrus’s music is the point of Miley Cyrus? The point of Miley Cyrus is being young and snotty and doing drugs and being naked and making funny faces and HAVIN’ A GOOD TIME Y’ALL.

I approve of Miley Cyrus.

So here is Miley Cyrus’s new album cover, care/of Jezebel, for her single “Adore You,” and I am for it. I am for nakedness and drugs and good times and funny faces and bein’ like I AM YOUNG AND SLUTTY YARGH.

Did you want more commentary than that? Maybe something along the lines of Riot Grrrl Third Way Do Me Feminism arglebargle snorp? I’m pretty sure you can find that somewhere else.

Here is Miley Cyrus’s boob.

miley cyrus boob

[Jezebel]

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  • loganbacon

    Miley Cyrus IS a boob. That was too easy…

  • beavertank

    Huh… that’s not as nice a boob as I was expecting, somehow.

    • Yep.

      Looks pretty nice from where I’m standing.

    • Vaporizer

      Looks pretty nice from where I’m fapping.

  • Botlrokit

    What’s next for her to conquer when whipping out her teats won’t get her the exposure she’s clamoring for?

    • Trying to get from one side of her living room to the other, what with that giant pile of cash in the way

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      she seems plenty exposed to me

    • $73376667

      Then we’ll have to find something else to slut-shame her about?

    • leemoder

      I’m sure she can be hired out to ralf all over Lady GaGa. She seems to be into that these days.

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  • DL

    This is why I love Wonkette. No click-bait, multi-page, multi-photo, ad-laden nonsense with fakey headlines or misleading story titles. They promised you a boob and DAMNIT you’re gonna get one!

  • TheLifeSilica

    Booby Boob Times Booble

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Now THAT is sideboob, in fact it’s allboob

  • Boston Red

    “Here is”?

    • $73376667

      Questioning the Editrix’s grammar? That’s a paddlin’.

  • Pat_Pending

    It’s a good boob. Much better than Lindsay Lohan’s flappers. I will not deny her having a good boob. Rock on with your good boob, Miley.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      LiLo is looking more rode hard and put away wet than BritBrit did when she hit rock bottom. And unlike Ms Spears, Lindsay has a ways to fall yet

      • $73376667

        And didn’t Britney find time to squeeze out an album or two between squeezing out babbys?

      • Spurning Beer

        Those two old crones are 27 and 32 years old respectively. We’ll see how Miley is doing in 6 or 11 years.

    • Joseph

      Yes. Work harad and you can have a matching one made. Not exact, mind you, variety is the spice of life. Or, maybe go for a third?

  • Deborah Tinsley

    Young folks are so wacky.

  • Rick Hill

    Is anyone taking bets on when the sexvid comes out? I’ve got a fiver to put down on the second week of August if there is.

    • $73376667

      Don’t think it matters at this point; she’s aged out of Disney owning her soul.

  • $73376667

    But the pony’s cutie mark has been cropped out!

  • le_renard_de_velours

    Any chance of a new “winking freckle” section?

  • tegrat

    Isn’t “Miley Cyrus boob” a so-called oxymoron?

    • leemoder

      A compound noun? Is there such a varmint?

  • John Waldron

    Wonder what Jesus thinks….”not as nice as Mary’s.”

  • Joseph

    Rebecca, get off the prop and back to your computer. These morons need to be titillated. No pun intended.

  • willi0000000

    cute horse.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      what horse?

  • Spurning Beer

    Miley has her underpants pulled up high. Is that “sidebutt”?

  • Now I’ll be wondering all night if the horse is also wearing panties.

  • gullywompr

    Thank God for spirited women.

  • gingerland62

    Ah the sweet smell of desperation…

  • This makes me think of Tori Amos, but not so much the boob.

  • gurukalehuru

    It’s a nice boob.