Meet the Spartans (2008)

Welcome to the tenth installment of Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition! In this special series of recaps, the Agony Booth staff takes a long, unflinching look at the awful movies that got nominated (or should have been nominated) for Razzie Awards in 2009!

The horror, the horror...

I don’t know why I even bothered to recap this.

Oh, that’s right. It’s because I had the bad luck to be out of town when the Agony Booth 2009 Razzie Project started, and when I got back all the good nominees were taken. Otherwise I’d have done the recap of In the Name of the King. On the one hand, I didn’t get to fulfill my usual role as Resident Fantasy Nerd, but on the other hand, at least I’ve kept up my track record of never having watched a Uwe Boll movie.

So I shrugged it off and offered to do Max Payne instead. Then I found out it wouldn’t be available on DVD in my part of the world for months.

This left me with only one choice: Take one of the two movies that nobody else on the recapping team would touch. Thanks a lot, guys.

Albert, bless him, said he’d take one film if I took the other. I gloomily agreed. So here I am, forced to review Meet the Spartans, the worst kind of bad movie there is.

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Tag: Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition
Tag: Seltzerberg Films

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