Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor’s Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton’s Blowjob

Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's BlowjobHey did you hear that New York’s mayor, Bill de Blasio, ate pizza with knife and fork, like a total schmegeggie? Well, NYT supercolumnist Maureen Dowd apparently wandered away from her twitter feed last week and forgot to refresh it, as she has Thoughts about pizza, and Bill Clinton getting a hummer from Monica Lewinsky, wait what?

Oh right, it’s Maureen Dowd. Of course she does.

Pizza can be hazardous to an administration. We all remember what happened when a Clinton intern delivered a pie to the Oval Office during a government shutdown.

DO WE MAUREEN DOWD? DO WE ALL REMEMBER? Oh right, yes we do! Bill Clinton didn’t-sex on that woman, Miss Lewinsky, unless you count her dress as part of her. (Ew.)

Then Maureen Dowd started talking about Zosia Mamet and Girls and sporks and limousine liberals and Sandinistas and Stop and Frisk, and it is every bit as vacuous as every single tipster told us it would be, and that’s when we clicked “close tab.”

[NYT]

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  • nomoremister

    Hmmm … my read on that column was “De Blasio may be a big Italian, but he’s just further proof that all Democrats are effete dickless girlymen.”

    • Annie Towne

      In other words, he’s a lotta woman!

  • nomoremister

    Y’know – basically the message of every Dowd column.

  • I haven’t read a single Dowd column since that one where she worked an Obama Teleprompterz joke AND a ‘greek columns’ joke into one paragraph. Maureen, you write for the NY TImes – the wingers will never love you, no matter how much you suck up.

  • Farb

    Are you sure it was a hummer and not a vanilla BJ?

    • tamiasmin

      Thanks. In the article, I read that as “hammer” and was more at a loss than usual.

    • Farb

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  • Guest

    Tweets go where the mind is.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    DeBlasio eating a pizza goes in, attacks on Clinton goes out. You can’t explain that.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    depends upon what the definition of ‘extra topping’ is

  • Annie Towne

    That photo–ugh. Trying to out-cute Jennifer Anniston, circa 1995. Not working!

  • tomsveb

    Bill, do us all a favor and fuck Maureen Dowd. Maybe she’ll stop talking about Monica then.

  • $73376667

    Just so long as he doesn’t try to blot away the grease with a paper napkin.

  • Lazy Media

    Whoof. MoDo is at best a DC metro columnist (think free weekly), but this is below and inside the pale.