Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor’s Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton’s Blowjob

Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's BlowjobHey did you hear that New York’s mayor, Bill de Blasio, ate pizza with knife and fork, like a total schmegeggie? Well, NYT supercolumnist Maureen Dowd apparently wandered away from her twitter feed last week and forgot to refresh it, as she has Thoughts about pizza, and Bill Clinton getting a hummer from Monica Lewinsky, wait what?

Oh right, it’s Maureen Dowd. Of course she does.

Pizza can be hazardous to an administration. We all remember what happened when a Clinton intern delivered a pie to the Oval Office during a government shutdown.

DO WE MAUREEN DOWD? DO WE ALL REMEMBER? Oh right, yes we do! Bill Clinton didn’t-sex on that woman, Miss Lewinsky, unless you count her dress as part of her. (Ew.)

Then Maureen Dowd started talking about Zosia Mamet and Girls and sporks and limousine liberals and Sandinistas and Stop and Frisk, and it is every bit as vacuous as every single tipster told us it would be, and that’s when we clicked “close tab.”

[NYT]

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