Make Sure We Feel Safe This Christmas By Buying Us This Gunknife Knifegun

Make Sure We Feel Safe This Christmas By Buying Us This Gunknife Knifegun

We get pretty concerned about personal safety around Christmas. So many roving bands of people wishing you good cheer or caroling or other Christmas behavior that brings them on to our property. It’s tough to know who is naughty and who is nice. Because of that, this year we’re asking for this knifegun gunknife.

It’s a handy knife that looks just like a gun! It’s like getting two weapons for the price of one! We can brandish it like it is a gun:

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…which will be useful for scaring people off or getting ourselves shot by the police because they think our hyper-realistic gunknife knifegun is actually a gun.

If we’re not feeling all fake-shooty, we can get all realistic stabby:

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Also, check out this ringing Amazon endorsement:

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We’re sold! You buy!

[There are many less stabby things we’d like and they are all on our Christmas list.]

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  • $73376667

    Just in time for cosplay season!

  • docterry6973

    My Xian sister showed us her ‘LadySmith’ .357 Magnum snubnose revolver to our family dinner on Sunday. Her 3-year old niece was running around, but it was OK, my sister said, because ‘she could never pull the trigger’. And so it goes.

  • tegrat

    NEVER bring a gunknife to a gnifegun fight. No wait, it’s NEVER… ah fuckit