Loretta Lynn, Gloria Steinem, Some Other People Whatever, Getting The Presidential Medal Of Freedom
Loretta Lynn and Gloria Steinem are getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom today, along with some total nobodies like Bill Clinton, and some cool dead people like Sally Ride and Senator Daniel Inouye, who was amazing.
Which really has to make you wonder: why does President Barack Obama hate white men? Loretta Lynn, who got kicked off country radio about a million times for writing songs about The Pill, and Vietnam, and being mad at drunky husbands, is only slightly less feminazier than Steinem, who pretty much personally put all the men in Gender Jail and also tricked them by not being ugly. Then you had Sally Ride, who was an actual lesbian, and also too, Oprah, because Barack Obama loves black racism, and everybody knows that is the only kind of racism there is.
We saw Miss Lynn play once, in a tiny theater in Santa Ana, CA, and she sat down and talked at us and sang at us and told us how much she hates Coal Miner’s Daughter and it was a glorious night of glory, until one of her dumb backing band made a big show of hilariously flirting with her but being really hilarious about it, like haw haw haw it is hilarious because I am a young stud, and Miss Loretta Lynn is OLD AND DISGUSTING. And we wanted to murder him because go fuck yourself. This is how you flirt with Miss Lynn.
Happy Presidential Freedom Day, America! But only if you are black, or a feminazi, or a lesbian, or a black lesbian Feminazi, or Bill Clinton. THANKS OBAMA.