Lindsay Lohan Wakes Up, Wants Attention, Files Lawsuit

Lindsay Lohan Wakes Up, Wants Attention, Files Lawsuit

Remember Lindsay Lohan? Of course you do! She was in Mean Girls, and that movie was amazing. Here’s the thing, though: Mean Girls came out ten years ago, don’t you feel super-old? And while the Mean Girls-era Lohan was indeed super sexxxy, Lindsay hath wasted time (mostly getting wasted), and time hath wasted her.

So the other day, Lindsay woke up and heard about this new video game, Grand Theft Auto V, which came out last September, whatever, she was probably busy with her reality show. And remember how Grand Theft Auto V has that blonde bombshell type on the cover, the one whut everyone said was totes Kate Upton except for it was actually a different attractive blonde woman instead? NUH UH, says La Lohan, THAT’S ME, AND I WANT SOME OF THAT INTERNET MONEY, GUY.

Lohan charges video game maker Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. swiped her image to create its ditzy Lacey Kunis character without her knowledge or permission.

“The portraits of the Plaintiff (Lohan) incorporated her image, likeness, clothing, outfits, Plaintiff’s clothing line products, ensemble in the form of hats, hair style, sunglasses, jean shorts worn by the Plaintiff that were for sale to the public at least two years” before the game was released, the papers say.

Honest question, Lindz: why did you wait to file this lawsuit until now? We get it, you need to find some reason to stay in the spotlight, some new grift to cover your massive debts — but why now? You would have gotten so much more publicity back when everyone was still talking about that GTA mission where you have to torture some guy.

We are trying to come up with a more plausible scenario than the one posited in our headline, but we just can’t do it. Terrible ones, can you help us out in the comments?

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  • The woman from the cover CAN’T be LiLo.She is neither driving, nor drunk.

    • nzmccorm

      There actually is a recurring GTA Character based on her: Poppy Mitchell. She’s an amalgamation of pretty much every former teen celebutante that’s gone off the rails, but some of the details (like her being banned from the GTA equivalent of the Chateau Marmont) are definitely Lohan.The fact she’s going after the Lacey Jonas character instead says a lot about her vanity.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Lindsay Lohan wants attention? If there was ever anyone in the world who’s had too much of it…

    • Haribo Lector

      She’s a literal attention addict. She’s been harmed medically by the excessive attention she receives, yet she pursues it still regardless of the consequences to her health.

  • justamakanik

    She was in a movie?

  • Haribo Lector

    I wasn’t convinced until they got to the bit about jean shorts. That’s pretty damning. She’s right; jean shorts did exist before the game was released. This case just got bust wide open.