May 20, 2014
Let’s All Watch Michael Jackson Pretend Like He Is Going To Rape This Lady
Noted, for the Rape Culture crowd: this video for “The Way You Make Me Feel,” where Michael Jackson pretends like he wants to stalk and rape this beautiful lady, through an alley, at night, while his buddies make “she went that a-way” gestures, came out 12 years after the first Take Back the Night rally was held in the United States. (The first TBTN was actually in Belgium; we believe you will agree that does not count.)
Ghost Michael Jackson, none of us believes you want to rape this lady. We believe you would sooner rape the ground, as you do about 17 minutes in to this eight million minute video, than rape this lady. But that does not mean it is not Rape Culture, because it very much is, and we cannot have been the only 14-year-old in the world in 1987 who was like “what the fuck, this video is very stalky and rapey, is that just us?”
Also, when we are walking alone, through an alley, at night, the best way to get us to let you fuck us, in an alley, at night, is probably not to thrust your crotch and grab your crotch and thrust and grab your crotch. Instead, the best way to fuck us, in an alley, at night, would probably be zero ways. There are zero ways to fuck us, in an alley, at night, UNLESS YOU WANT TO RAPE US. Which is pretty much precisely our point.
So, great Michael Jackson song! Very rapey video, even for the 1980s! Very cool ending, not at all stolen from Sid & Nancy, the Alex Cox masterpiece of a beautiful love story featuring poisoning trash that came out the year before.
Also, it is quite sad that Michael Jackson believed that stalking and raping a lady in an alley, at night, was a very cool and heterosexual way to do very cool heterosexual sex.