Apr 23, 2020
Let’s Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans
Scott Brown would like to be the junior senator from New Hampshire. Or maybe not. Whatevs.
“Do I have the best credentials? Probably not. ‘Cause, you know, whatever. But I have long and strong ties to this state.”
Compelling! Jimmy Fallon noticed how driven the perennial candidate was and decided, in last night’s monologue, to come up with some even more effective slogans for the illustrious Mr. Brown. A sample:
Jimmy also just learned about hog-castrating aspiring politician Joni Ernst, which we covered simply AGES ago. (OK, only yesterday, but still.) The mere mention of the hog castrating resulted in this face from Questlove.
That’s pretty much how we feel too.