Leonard Part 6 (1987) (part 14 of 15)
Leonard and Allison hide on a catwalk, watching Medusa’s goons report status to each other like “Possums in Piedmont awaiting orders!” and “Caterpillars on the march in Sacramento!” But in both cases, would anyone really notice? I kid, I kid. It’s nothing personal, Northern Californians, just some friendly ribbing from a SoCal resident. By the way, do people still say “hella” a lot up there?
Me Have No Eyebrow says the “countdown to Quelish” is on, and for some reason, the countdown is ticking off on a basketball scoreboard. And the home team currently has 52 points, er, I mean, there’s 52 seconds until “Quelish”.
Meanwhile, Leonard and Allison get the jump on a couple of animal trainer goons so they can slip into their uniforms. Back at the countdown, No Eyebrow Dude says, “Quelish in twenty seconds!” Cut to Leonard sitting idly by while Allison checks her makeup in a compact, ha ha. Those crazy women, always worrying about makeup at the worst possible moment! Eventually, they both jump on a horse and ride off.
The final seconds to Quelish count down. Medusa has her hands gripped around a lever, and as the countdown reaches the end, she demands that someone “banana [her]”. As in, feed her a banana, but that really could have gone in a much more repulsive direction.