Lena Dunham Has TSA Incident, Does Not Appear To Have Become Raving Libertarian Because Of It
Yesterday we realized we are totally digging on the new Seth Meyers show because it is legit funny. Last night, he gave us the gift of some super deluxe entertainment politics crossover clipbait in the form of Lena Dunham (WHO WE LIKE UNIRONICALLY SO SUCK IT) showing up to tell her travails of being stopped by the TSA for a forgotten no doubt completely deadly self-defense keychain thingy. Stars! They really ARE just like us.
Dunham was late for her flight. JUST LIKE YOU ARE ALL THE TIME. Dunham forgot she had a kittycat keychain defense thing that she just thought was a cute keychain. JUST LIKE YOU DO ALL THE TIME. Because we are intrepid, we totally looked on the internet to find out what keychain it might be, and we think it is this thing, which is Truly Terrifying.
Dunham says the only way she got through the incident is by thinking it would make good talk show fodder. JUST LIKE WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU. Sorry you are not famous, so you’ll have to just tell your anecdotes at the bar. Sorry you are not as funny as Lena Dunham, so your friends will probably wander off mid-TSA story. Do better next time.