Dec 16, 2019
Klingons Infiltrate Welsh Government
What’s the deal with all the UFO sightings in Wales, Shadow Minister of Health Darren Millar wants to know. And if the job title “Shadow Minister of Health” didn’t raise enough red flags and/or waves of terror, perhaps the official government answer will:
“jang vIDa je due luq. ‘ach ghotvam’e’ QI’yaH devolve qaS.”
Sure, that probably just looks like ordinary Welsh to you, but it’s actually a hostile alien language!!
Klingon, to be exact.
Yes, the Welsh government had so little respect for the Shadow (i.e., opposition party) Minister’s question that it blew him off in a made-up TV language.
In English, it reads: “The minister will reply in due course. However, this is a non-devolved matter.”
It could only be a bigger dick move if they’d thrown the word “actual” in front of “minister.”
The “non-devolved” thing may sound like more Star Trek gobbledygook to us ‘Mericans, but it actually means that UFOs are the jurisdiction of the national British government and not the regional Welsh government. It’s kind of like if you asked your state’s Dept. of Health about UFOs and they told you to go waste Washington’s time with that bullshit, moron. But in Klingon.
(See, education can be fun!)
For President Obama’s recent Q&A on UFOs, click here.