Kim Kardashian: Superstar (The Clean Version) (2007) (part 5 of 5)

Caption contributed by Albert

Ooh, sex-ay!

Now they’re both in bed, shot in extreme close-up. Ray fiddles with buttons on the camera and says he’s going to “put a different effect” on the video. And then… nothing changes, as far as I can tell. Kim says she likes this nonexistent effect, and begins smearing on lip balm.

Ray again narrates to the camera, welcoming us to the “Ray J and Kim Show”. And on this show, it seems they’ll be “talking about f***n’, lovin’…… who you kissin’, who you huggin'”. Oh come on, now he’s totally ripping off the tagline for the The MacNeil/Lehrer Report.

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  • Youfeelingluckypunk27

    First of all, your recap was very funny, informative and gives us the feel of the film; which had officially pushed the boundaries of tedious and come out the other side as completely, unbearable bad.