Mar 15, 2021
Josh Duggar likes rough sex, willing to pay extra for it
And you thought you’d never want to go party with Duggar. As it turns out, Josh is a huge fan of strip clubs, so much so that he created a whole new Facebook account to make friends with his favorite dancers, such as those he paid for sex.
Rough sex, as it turns out.
“He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll,” said adult film star Danica Dillon, who occasional moonlights as a stripper and prostitute. “It was very traumatic. I’ve had rough sex before, but this was terrifying.”
Josh shelled out $1,500 for the night, not counting the $600 he’d already spent on lap dances from the young woman early that night at a Philadelphia strip club. No word if he tipped. (Gentlemen, always tip your sex worker!)
“I think that after I come out, there will probably be plenty more girls after me,” Dillon said. “I actually really hope that his wife leaves him and takes his children away from him and leaves him a lonely, bitter man. I don’t think he deserves happiness.”
Dillon isn’t alone in wishing Anna Duggar would get the hell out of dodge. Her brother Daniel Keller went the fuck off in a series of comments on Jessa’s Facebook page and elsewhere on Facebook. The highlights:
“Tell me how you would feel if someone cheated on your sister and brought so much disgrace to you and ur family.”
“Confessing and getting caught are two different things. […] maybe you should go read ur bible instead of beating people over the head with it.”
“I have told [Anna] I would pay for her to move out here w me and pay for her kidz. I don’t think josh will see that this is a big deal and be truly broken till that happens.”
“I told her I would go get her and her children stay w me. She said she’s staying where she’s at. But I won’t stop trying to get that pig out of our family.”
“I tell you who I don’t give a s— about is that pig she calls her husband.”
Damn, I feel like I should offer the guy a job writing for us!
But it’s not Anna who’s being sent away for safe keeping. After days of allegedly holing himself up on an Arkansas farm, Josh has reportedly checked himself into “some type of rehabilitation center.”
Ma and Pa Dugger broke the news today in a statement: “Yesterday Josh checked himself into a long-term treatment center. For him it will be a long journey toward wholeness and recovery. We pray that in this he comes to complete repentance and sincere change.”
One can only guess what type of psychological facility the Duggars would consent to enter. He’d have a better chance with the Scientologists.
One nice thing about being in an unspecified rehab center is that it makes it that much harder for someone to serve you with a lawsuit (not that I know from experience). The “random guy” whose photo Josh used on his (alleged) OKCupid account just might sue because he says the scandal is costing him gigs as a DJ in Los Angeles.
“Now that I’ve found out that this guy’s a child molester, and he’s unfaithful and all those other things–it’s awful,” he said. “[I] am basically the exact opposite of him. And now, this maniac is using my pictures online to try to get laid. It’s just crazy–it’s surreal.”
As hard as it is to ever sympathize with a L.A. club DJ, it really is some bullshit that people are dis-inviting him from jobs because he got caught up in a sex scandal through no fault of his own.
Cheer up, dude. At least you don’t have to pay for sex.