Here’s a fun little clip of Old Handsome Joe Biden Telling Rachael Ray all about Second Lady Jill Biden’s penchant for April Fool’s goofery. It will not cure cancer or feed the starving children of Africa, but neither will it disturb the fabric of space-time or even contribute to acne. Perhaps you will even chuckle. I can totally see the two of them in an escalating prank war like something out of the Halloween episodes of Roseanne. He brings a whoopee cushion, she brings the rubber vomit. That’s the Chicago Way. (Delaware, whatevs.) Just don’t expect Dr. Jill to cut you any slack because you’re the VPOTUS, says OHJB:

“What I worry about when I wake up on April Fool’s Day is, ‘what in the hell is Jill gonna do this time?'”

We won’t spoil it for you, but in case you can’t watch videos at work and don’t have the strength of character to go find a job where you can watch videos all day, the anecdote is over at HuffPo. (Fine, one small spoiler: HuffPo’s headline is misleading. At no point does OHJB refer to having the shit scared out of him. What passes for journalism these days.)

Needless to say, the really important thing about Biden’s appearance on the Rachael Ray Show, according to Ghost Breitbart’s Home for Principled Disgust at Everything, is the disgusting spectacle in which Ray was “moved to tears” while telling Biden that because of the Affordable Care Act, her brother was able to get insurance despite having a preexisting condition. What a silly woman, crying over health insurance that nobody wants and no one is actually paying their own way for. And now Ray must face the Wrath of Twitchy.

[HuffPo / Breitbart / Twitchy]