Jenny Mollen Hired Hooker For Threesome With Jason Biggs, And DJ Tanner IS PISSED

But what does Kimmy Gibbler think?

Oh my! Author Jenny Mollen, wife to Jason Biggs, went on “The View” this week and talked about a failed threesome between herself, her husband, and a sex worker. And Candace Cameron Bure, a.k. DJ Tanner from “Full House,” was grossed out. This Christian wife and mother did NOT approve. Here she is, looking very pretty and getting very upset. This does beg the question, “What would Kimmy Gibbler say?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yz98uGIsDg

I love love LOVE that Whoopi Goldberg thought it was great. Whoopi Goldberg has been through some shit, so you know the idea of a woman hiring a hooker for her husband is like nothing to the Whoopster. And I love that Jenny “Anti-Vax” McCarthy is kind of like, “Hey man, you do you.”

Jason Biggs went on the show to explain himself, or something, but he goes on for awhile and it’s not all that interesting because, honestly, good for him and his lady! They had fun their way and mazel tov to all involved.

And honestly, Jenny Mollen seems cool as shit and she sounds like an ideal wife to me, a real hellcat in a fun and nurturing way. She is funny and bawdy and seems to live life out loud in a way that I really dig, so maybe people should back the fuck off. She’s a good writer and a funny bunny and anyway, boring cookie-cutter women are so fucking BORING. More badass bitches, please and thank you, especially those who can make a funny situation out of an awkward consensual adult encounter.

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  • BMW

    Pretty bad when Jenny McCarthy is the voice of reason.

  • Crowie

    Oh, those wacky Camerons. That is one spectacularly nutso family.

  • Rob S

    Prostitution is legal in Nevada but not Las Vegas. It is only allowed in counties under a certain population and you have to stay in a brothel.

  • Jason M

    I’m gonna sound like the resident Puritan, but there’s no way a loving couple can survive a threesome, unscathed. There’s gonna be emotional fallout, hurt feelings, what have you. Jason shoulda just hired two hookers.

    • DowntonStabby

      So it’s OK if he wants a threesome, but not if his wife also wants to be involved in it? That’s a bit of a double-standard. Also, I think the reason threesomes can sometimes mess up marriages is that, perhaps, there aren’t discussions about ground rules beforehand, e.g., this is just a one-time sex thing, and perhaps the couple involved thinks they are emotionally mature enough to be involved in such an activity when they’re not. I don’t get that particular sense from these two. They hired a hooker, which comes off to me as, “This is a one-time-only sex thing, and nothing more.” If they want to explore more things than that, fine, and also, none of our fucking business (unless they choose to make it so). Just because it might not be the choice you or I might have made doesn’t mean we should automatically admonish them for making a different choice.

      • Jason M

        I guess his wife could hire two hookers for herself, if she wanted to. My point is that these things take a toll on the real people that engage in juvenile fantasies. And I’m not in the admonishing business, I’m just speaking my mind from personal experience.

        • borninatrailer

          “The only people that are good at polyamory are the skeevy and the stoned.””I’m just speaking my mind from personal experience.”Sigh.

          • Jason M

            “Sigh.”Yup. I’ve been chemically altered more often than I maybe oughta have been, this lifetime. I also said I wasn’t just speaking about my relationships. I’ve had a kajillion friends that have tried the ol’ menage-a-everything and walked away bruised.

    • dutch

      All you are saying is that no relationship you’ve been in could withstand it. Hyperbole and generalization are effective but just not truthful in this case. Plenty of people don’t take their sex or sanctimony so seriously and can easily coast through one threesome without repercussions. Even more can’t. You’ve got to be fairly secure in your direction and have at least one of you commit to be being the choreographer for the event. Besides, jenny is clearly the more hooker minded of this pair.

      • Jason M

        I wasn’t just talking about my own relationships. The only people that are good at polyamory are the skeevy and the stoned.

        • dutch

          I don’t necessarily disagree with that. It certainly wouldn’t work for me in my current relationship, nor would it be my preference. But it works for some other people and I don’t deny their existence.

        • eboe thrasher

          Thank you so much, Judge Judy. Your insight is so penetrating… into your own mindset and narrow-mindedness on what is important for you. Have you ever thought that MANY more people are partaking in polyamory than you might imagine and the only ones you see flaunting it are these “skeevy and stoned” as you have so pleasantly put it?

  • SnarkOff

    Sorry, but eeuw.