Jenny Mollen Hired Hooker For Threesome With Jason Biggs, And DJ Tanner IS PISSED

But what does Kimmy Gibbler think?

Oh my! Author Jenny Mollen, wife to Jason Biggs, went on “The View” this week and talked about a failed threesome between herself, her husband, and a sex worker. And Candace Cameron Bure, a.k. DJ Tanner from “Full House,” was grossed out. This Christian wife and mother did NOT approve. Here she is, looking very pretty and getting very upset. This does beg the question, “What would Kimmy Gibbler say?”

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I love love LOVE that Whoopi Goldberg thought it was great. Whoopi Goldberg has been through some shit, so you know the idea of a woman hiring a hooker for her husband is like nothing to the Whoopster. And I love that Jenny “Anti-Vax” McCarthy is kind of like, “Hey man, you do you.”

Jason Biggs went on the show to explain himself, or something, but he goes on for awhile and it’s not all that interesting because, honestly, good for him and his lady! They had fun their way and mazel tov to all involved.

And honestly, Jenny Mollen seems cool as shit and she sounds like an ideal wife to me, a real hellcat in a fun and nurturing way. She is funny and bawdy and seems to live life out loud in a way that I really dig, so maybe people should back the fuck off. She’s a good writer and a funny bunny and anyway, boring cookie-cutter women are so fucking BORING. More badass bitches, please and thank you, especially those who can make a funny situation out of an awkward consensual adult encounter.

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