Jem “Journey Through Time” (part 3 of 3)

Jem’s new boytoys, Larry and Ray, waltz into practice late, the wiseguys.

Boytoys: Hey, boss, look what the cat dragged in! A couple of singing broads with gams up to their ears, see! Aren’t they bee’s knees?

Okay, I’ll stop. Kimber wows Sexist Ben Tiller with her piano skills, thus convincing him to let the womenfolk play with his band, even if they are called Jem and the Holograms, even if he doesn’t quite know what a hologram or a Jem is, even if a group of WWII American soldiers would’ve probably had Aja shipped off to a Japanese prison camp on sight. Whatever, cue moronic music video!

Song: We’re making it happen!

And in typical Jem style, this video involves giant bells, swing dancing, and a healthy dose of American patriotism, complete with a surly looking Uncle Sam on stilts.

Jem "Journey Through Time" (part 3 of 3)
Jem "Journey Through Time" (part 3 of 3)

Sorry, I have to pause to make sure my cocaine hasn’t been laced with angel dust.

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