I’ve never wanted to have a threesome with Bert and Ernie so bad in my life… (inappropriately sexy Halloween costumes)

It’s become a hackneyed if true observation that Halloween has evolved into an excuse for “nice girls” to dress like sluts for a change. It’s also become a late October staple for various websites and magazines to point and fap laugh at some of the most wildly outrageous “sexy” versions of children’s characters on the market this year.

Entertainment Weekly has the best roundup we’ve seen so far, so here are our favorite TV-related entries for your amusement…

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I love you, you love me… carnally.

Okay, the fact that she's carrying her own severed head does make it a lot more halloween-y.

Okay, the fact that she’s carrying her own severed head does make it a lot more halloweeny.

Before you tell me this is a female version of Mario, I'm going to point you to the mustache... on her cleavage.

Before you tell me this is a female version of Mario, I’m going to point you to the mustache. Keep looking, you’ll find it.

Actually, I do believe Bert would wear shorts with his ass checks hanging out, so carry on.

Actually, I do believe Bert would wear shorts with his ass checks hanging out, so carry on.

There’s 30 more where that came from, including Frozen’s Olaf, Despicable Me’s Minions, and Chewbacca. Enjoy.

UPDATE: Conan O’Brien tried to make a funny about sexy Halloween costumes on Twitter, only to get his ass handed to him by a certain former Secretary of State:

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  • Sara Hope

    Nice boys can dress up as sluts, too!