Unlock with Patreon
Johnny Mnemonic (1995), a recap (part 1 of 3)
Mar 30, 2021
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008) (part 1 of 2)
Welcome to the second installment of Guaranteed Razzie Contenders: 2009 Edition! In this special series of reviews and mini-recaps, the Agony Booth staff takes a long, unflinching look at the awful movies that are sure to be nominated for Razzie Awards in 2009!
Check out the other recap in this series: The Love Guru by Ed Harris!
I’ve never seen an Uwe Boll movie before, and I’ve never even heard of the game that In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is based on. So I walked into this movie a complete blank slate. Was I let down? Eh, sort of.
This is easily one of the most watchable films I’ve seen for this site, in the sense that there’s so much insanity going on that I was always eager to see just how low Boll could sink in the next scene. And just check out the cast: Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, and Burt Reynolds [!] as the titular king.
“See, it’s funny. It’s funny because it’s, ah, it’s bigger than, you know, a normal hat.”
So that means we have Turkish, Henry Hill, Sallah, Hellboy, Shaggy, and Turd Ferguson, all in one movie! Although, with only a couple of exceptions, they all go through the film with a glazed look in their eyes that says, “Only a few more scenes, then I can pick up my check and get back to my real career.” But their boredom is our fun, so let’s dive in.
To read the rest of this article, support the Agony Booth on Patreon.
Ryan Lohner
Ryan lives in Sparta, New Jersey, a quaint little burg without much for kids to do except go to the movies. Thus began a lifelong love affair, as even back then he grew to love examining why a film worked, or didn't. He is a member of the Sigma Tau Delta English Honor Society, and currently studying for a Master's Degree in Library and Information Science. His hobbies include running, piano, and annoying people with that damn lowercase forum user name.
Latest Comments