VIDEO: The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

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It’s that time of year, so Johnny reviews a holiday classic: The Human Centipede (First Sequence), the world’s most infamous torture scat porn. It’s ass-blastingly shit-tacular!

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  • FullofQuestions1

    I don’t think I like Nutella anymore…

    • MichaelANovelli

      Hey, now!  Nutella tastes great on Cool Ranch Doritos!

      • Jay_Bay

        ……no.  no they dont.  also, WHY DID I JUST DO WHAT I SAW ON THE INTERNET?  WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

        • MichaelANovelli

          Oh, wait, I forgot.  I always had peanut butter, Lucky Charms, and a bunch of other shit mixed in with it, as well.  🙂

  • 0:33: Is that Mike Patton on the left? Knowing him, he’s probably written a song called Human Centipede! I know that footage isn’t from that film but he looks just like him.

    I’m surprised people didn’t contract typhus just from watching this film. It’s a concept best left to Ogrish to me. Not saying this movie is god-awful, in fact I thought that scientist was a good presence too but it seemed like one of those movies like Gerry, in that it was a movie that the director made it so no-one else would have to. Nutty logic if you ask me. Probably shouldn’t remind myself of that actually.

  • Jay_Bay

    Wait…..Johnny, what da hellz are you doing here?  I don’t mind, yet another cool reviewer on this wonderful site.  Just saying, a pleasant surprise.

    • John Sco

      *tips his hat* 😀

  • James Elfers

    I love this movie. It has some terrific uses. If you need to clear a room after a party put this baby on! Honestly, it really is a very well made film about a very gross subject.  It is also nowhere near as graphic as its reputation and title would suggest.  

    • John Sco

      That’s actually true. They really could have made it far more disgusting.

      …like they did with the second one….*shudders*