Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1986) (part 5 of 9)

Stefan leaves for the village, telling the others to meet him there later. We see why quite quickly, when Jenny and Ben start whining like mules about being left alone. Can’t say I blame Stefan here. I’d desert these two mental defectives in a heartbeat, too.

The couple drives off, and then they suddenly notice a werewolf in the back seat. See what I meant about them being mental defectives? Jesus, I think Stevie Wonder could have figured out something was in the back seat!

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“Relax, honey. He probably just wants you to roll down the window so he can stick his head out!”

Ben quickly shoots the wolf dead, and then we spiral wipe to Stirba’s bedroom, where she’s sitting on a chair naked, and slowly transforming.

On the bed, Mariana and the high priest are giving new meaning to the term “doggy style”, and I have to say this idea was done much better in the first movie, where you just had some quick stuff with two characters transforming during sex, and an optical effect in long shot. Here, it’s both totally repulsive and utterly hilarious at the same time.

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Joan Rivers without her makeup.

Because this is usually a PG-13 site, I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Ed Harris

A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.

Multi-Part Article: Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1986)

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