Nov 18, 2014
Heidi Montag's "Higher"
Heidi Montag is a name I have a passing familiarity with, unfortunately. I know of her through her boyfriend and reality television costar, Spencer Pratt. People seem to think that because my last name is the same as his first name, I must be a fan.
In any case, it looks like Heidi figured she could sing, and has released a song entitled “Higher”. Pratt is helping her by directing the video. My friend Ted sent me the link to this video with the comment: “Dude, you’ve got to see this!” Some months ago, I had sent him the link to 2 Girls 1 Cup with those same words. I suspect it’s terrible, but Ted already put me through “My Humps”, so how bad could this be? I’ll eat the bullet. Hell, I’ll eat a whole box of bullets so I don’t have to eye every flaming paper bag left on my doorstep with suspicion.