Your Happy Staff Is Woefully Short On Eyelash Jewelry. Please Rectify This Immediately
You won’t be surprised to learn that we all attend a lot of raves, because apparently those are still a thing. Of late, though, when we are out getting our rave on, we have been worried that our eyelashes are a little too…bland, too nondescript. How do we make our eyelashes stand out?
Yessssss. There’s beads. And flowers. And cat faces. You glue it to your eyes. Simple! Delightful!
If you’re not feeling the eyelash jewelry, though we have no idea why you wouldn’t love it, we’ve got a ton of other rave accessories we’re in need of, including rainbow crop tops, useless backpacks, and those weird things you put around your legs to make it look like you are a clydesdale.
If we don’t get an adorable and super-soft monster backpack this Christmas, there will be hell to pay.
Make sure that you scour our entire Christmas list so you know exactly what we want and what we don’t.