It’s A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?

It's A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?

Hi there. Hiiiiiii. Do you like our new website? One commenter has already sussed out that it is like Buzzfeed but with looser editorial standards and a unicorn-vomit color scheme, which sounds just about exactly right, and pretty much what we were going for, so SUCCESS! Speaking of vomit, the only reason we launched this fershluggineh thing (read, made Lisa launch this thing, and probably also made her cry) was so we could come to Boston and throw a party, which is exactly what we are doing. Say, tomorrow (Saturday) at sixish?

We will be buying you food and free Heineken at The Tap, which is in Faneuil Hall, and apparently is full of idiots, FUK YEH. Snipy will be there in her leathers, and Doktor Zoom in his wizard robes probably, and also Miss Fakakta South, and also, me, your Editrix! Some of us will be wearing crazy dresses and too much lipstick, like when Diane Ladd smears it all over her face in that David Lynch Wizard of Oz movie, you know the one.

Yeah, that one.

Anyway, be there or be A Idiot.

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  • smashedinhat

    Where’s the samovar in that pic. Pffft!

  • *sigh*

  • ArgieBargie

    “Anyway, be there or be A Idiot.”Great. Now I’m gonna have to book a trip to Boston to prove I’m not Michelle Malkin.

  • FauxAntocles

    I’ll have to be A Idiot – it’s always best to go with your strengths…

  • la bibliotequetress

    See you tomorrow and as I am coming straight from work I will be cunningly dressed as a librarian. So, Dansko clogs are sexy, yes?

    • glasspusher

      Thanks for that image. I will be panting on the other coast, imagining you walking in…(like you were walking onto a yacht?)

      • la bibliotequetress

        In you honor, I will gavotte.

        • WA Bishop

          She did! God’s own truth! It was … awe-inspiring.

          • la bibliotequetress

            *blushes* I rehearsed…

    • WA Bishop

      Librarians! You didn’t say there’d be librarians!

  • Mojopo

    I hope you invite the man from Cambridge with the dirty mouth. You’ve got a party right there.

  • Wolf J. Flywheel

    Dear Wonkette and “friends” [I assume Lisa’s just getting paid?]! I get off work at 9:00, any chance you’ll still be out around then? If not, leave word with the bartender about where you’ll be next… unless it’s face down in your Glenda the good witch of the wicked East’s makeup on your hotel linen. I’ll be in horsehair spats and a Harvard Boy sweatshirt…

  • Arcturus

    I’m wondering what all the Wonkette commentator’s Disqus aliases will be? I could be BiSkullFuckingDog or Librarian Ken or MilwaukeeKent or Actor212… or will they be the same?

    • la bibliotequetress

      As you see, I already exist in many dimensions.

      • I am omnipresent as well.

    • DrShitferbrains

      I am…. oh, let’s say…. Sorosbot. NO! Elvious.

    • MilwaukeeKent

      Well, um…

    • Estproph

      Mine is Estproph. This is in contrast to my Wonkette alias, Estproph.

  • Guest

    Librarians?! You didn’t say there’d be librarians!

  • Squirrel_t_robot

    Dr. Zoom better be wearing his butter beret with wizard robes.That is all.

    • DrShitferbrains

      Or that sexy cheese hat of sex.

  • x111e7thst

    210 approximate miles to get there is a nice motorcycle ride. getting back home after otoh

    • axonneuron

      layers would be the key. or never leaving

  • Tracy

    Were I living in Boston rather than Chicago, I would come just so I could drink better beer than Heineken.Oh, and to leer at the Editrix.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Goose Island or Bell’s (just across the lake) are both better

      • Tracy

        Not to mention Two Brothers, Revolution, Pipe Works, and Half Acre.Truly, the beer is bountiful here.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          if you can’t find a quality craft brew just about anywhere you go, you’re just not trying very hard

  • UnholyMoses

    Sadly, it’s quite the drive to Boston from KC, so I’ll just have to get drunk at home as a show of solidarity. Thankfully, I already know I’m an idiot.

  • Dylan Black

    Wish I could come, you guys should come party in the southeast at some point, I know we have a (deservedly) bad reputation, but there are a few of us down here fighting for more Nice Time and less awfulness.

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  • zedbot

    Needz moar Franco.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    When do we get the spreadsheet so we can match Disqus screen names with Intense Debate screen names? Mine is kinda easy…

    • Dylan Black

      Haha I was wondering the same thing.Trying to decide if I actually want to change from my Real Name/Face to what I use on Wonkette…I’ve kind of made a point of telling some of the RWNJs I’ve fought with on other Disqus powered sites like TPM that unlike them I’m not afraid of posting with my real name and I don’t need a firearm to feel safe doing it.Then I decided fuck it, this is Nice Time who cares right?

      • DrShitferbrains

        Same here. Which is a dangerous game when your hobbies include patiently explaining to Breitbart commenters that Michelle Obama is a fabulous and wonderful woman. (Actually not dangerous, they’re all chicken shit.) And also fact checking Breitbart commenters. And trying to trick them into spending $20k on a 3D printer that they’ll never be able to figure out how to use, because guns.

        • Dylan Black

          Never actually been to Breitbarts International House of Hatecakes, I’ll bet it’s hilarious

          • DrShitferbrains

            If by hilarious you mean heartbreakingly stupid and mean, yeah its super hilarious.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            their ignorance goes to eleven

  • $2896925

    Where did that picture come from? Reminds of the taxidermist in the 19th century who used real dead kittens to make tableaux like that.

  • James McCarty Yeager

    best lipstick smear in a movie: robert downey jr in drag after an explosion in “sherlock holmes, a game of shadows.”

  • weejee

    Testing: uno, dos, tres, catorce…Does the w & j in caps. So f**king formal. Don’t do a lot of Disqus posting so hadn’t picked up on that.

  • DrShitferbrains

    When are you coming to play with us in San Francisco? In all honesty, the whole city has been taken over by rich people whose hobbies include doing injury to the few desperate options still available to the very poor, so you probably shouldn’t. No one should. I gotta get out of this place.

  • Crank Tango

    Test test…is this thing on?

    • willi0000000

      what thing?

  • Ducksworthy

    Eeek! Sorry. Freeze dried kitties scare me.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    so where are all the embarrassing blurry, out of focus photos?

    • Estproph

      I have a few, and as soon as I figure out how to post pix I will put them up.

  • FauxAntocles

    Where’s the liveblog? Goddammit, what am I supposed to do without a liveblog?

  • willi0000000

    no liveblog and i couldn’t comment because i wouldn’t take my 20 pound lapcrusher.but a good time was apparently had by all (at least until i had to leave). nice group – all beautiful/handsome and above average.

    • FauxAntocles

      I have to say it:Lake Wobegon Libel!

      • willi0000000

        no libel!struth!

  • Lectricboogaloo

    HNTP what Jean Sheppard would make his homepage.