Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts comes out, enlists in war on marriage

Good Morning America's Robin Roberts Comes Out, Enlists in War On Marriage

Man, have we mentioned what a fanfuckingtastic year it was to be gay in ‘Merica? It was! It still is! Hell, we even gayed up Utah. And now we’ve managed to force another high-profile celebrity to enlist on the front lines of the war on marriage. Step on up, Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts!

Roberts disclosed the relationship in a Facebook post in which she reflected on the past year. On Dec. 29, 2012, the news anchor celebrated 100 days post bone marrow transplant during her battle with myelodysplastic syndrome.

“At this moment I am at peace and filled with joy and gratitude,” Roberts wrote. “I am grateful to God, my doctors and nurses for my restored good health. I am grateful for my sister, Sally-Ann, for being my donor and giving me the gift of life. I am grateful for my entire family, my long time girlfriend, Amber, and friends as we prepare to celebrate a glorious new year together.”

America, she is busy kicking the ass of myelodysplastic syndrome, after previously murdering breast cancer, so wrecking your hetero marriages is going to be small potatoes after that. Also, how much stones does it take to just casually mention it on Facebook and then mic drop on out of there? Yes, yes, we know it was an open secret but that is different from telling god and everyone. Trust us on that one. This is probably extra special double true when “god and everyone” includes the millionty mainstream America viewers of GMA.

While we’re at it, let’s see how many celebrity notches we added to the old Big Gay Bedpost in 2013, shall we?

Jodie Foster

Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Inaugural Gala - Arrivals

Wentworth Miller

Entertainment Weekley's 5th Annual Pre-Emmy Party

Maria Bello

The Hollywood Reporter's Women In Entertainment Breakfast Honoring Oprah Winfrey

Jason Collins

The Trevor Project's 2013 "TrevorLIVE LA" Event Honoring Jane Lynch and Toyota - Arrivals

Tom Daley

BT British Olympic Ball 2012 - Arrivals

Now, in the interest of being all FoxNews stylee fair and balanced, let’s make sure we give equal time to the leading celebrity who stands athwart history yelling STOP THE GAYS right now, shall we?

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Game, set, and match, homosexxicans. Better luck next year, bigots.

[HuffPo/BuzzFeed]

[all photos except for Phil Robertson by PR Photos]

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  • Farb
    • crawff

      She been out for years, I thought. I’m happy for her but what in god’s name was she waiting on?

  • Farb

    I’m so heavily medicated that none of it makes the slightest never mind to me, but Gad! this is a hoot to behold!

  • That Tom Brady isn’t the Tom Brady I was thinking of. Is there more than one Tom Brady?

    • there is not. i keep deciding that tom daley, swimmer athletic dude, is named tom brady, which is football athletic dude. fixed!

      • Swampgas_Man

        I’m more worried that Wentworth and Jason Collins may be somehow related.

        • WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR SLAVISH DEVOTION TO PETTY THINGS LIKE GETTING “NAMES” “RIGHT” ??? oh alright already that is fixed too.

  • When was she in? She wasn’t exactly Rosie O’Donnell trying to use a Tome Cruise crush as a beard.

  • Mowgli

    All the Collins’ are teh gay! Cue WingNut Surname Conspiracy Theories in 5… 4… 3…

  • docterry6973

    The ghey has destroyed my marriage..I blame Robin Roberts.

  • MichaelG

    Is that OK with the Duck Guy, since she likes lady vagina and not man anus? On the other hand, she *is* black…

  • Greenhornet

    But you never told us why we should give a shit.