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Mar 12, 2018
Godzilla (1998) (part 4 of 10)
Back at the headquarters of WIDF News, Charles Caiman is babbling on his cell phone about a “Korean grocery holdup”, while in the foreground, Caiman’s assistant hears thuds. For no reason, Caiman’s assistant has a cast on her wrist. For even less reason, she’s played by Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson.
Nancy Cartwright turns to the window just in time to see a big lizard stomp past. Caiman, however, is still on his cell phone and oblivious to the whole thing. Yep, headphones and cell phones can block out anything.
Nancy frantically tells Caiman to look out the window, but the second he turns around, the big lizard is out of sight. He turns back to her and asks her what she’s talking about. Just then, a big scaly tail rises into view, so he misses that, too. He then hilariously gets back on his cell phone to talk more about the Korean grocer holdup.
“He’s Godzilla, who the hell are you?”
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