Gigli (2003) (part 5 of 8)

A WORD OF WARNING: This part of the recap deals with sexual content of a mildly graphic and utterly stupid nature. It’s still not too late to turn back before this scene. No? Okay, you asked for it!

After the previous dull, puke-inducing… um, I mean “heartfelt and touching” exchange, we cut to a shot of Ricki doing yoga on her bamboo mat in front of a big window, just what you would expect a professional whatever-the-hell-she’s-supposed-to-be to do when trying to stay low-profile. Our Man Jiggly, uh… I mean, Gigli walks in and watches her, as we get a nice shot of Jennifer Lopez stretching.

Caption contributed by Albert

J-Lo demonstrates the proper position for crapping all over the audience.

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Ed Harris

A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.

Multi-Part Article: Gigli (2003)

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