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Fantastic Four (2015), a recap (part 1 of 7)
Feb 13, 2019
Gigli (2003) (part 4 of 8)
The knock on the door turns into pounding, which causes seasoned killer Gigli to have a minor breakdown. Ricki looks mildly concerned as Gigli rushes around turning off the TV and herding their hostage into the back room.
The pounding continues and an unmistakable male voice yells various non sequitors like, “Larry, it’s your mother!” and “Larry, I have a chicken!” Gigli goes to answer the door, putting a finger to his lips to tell Ricki to be quiet. She’s your partner in crime, dumbass. I don’t see what she has to gain by blabbing on you.
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Jessica Ritchey
Born in Western North Carolina, Juniper was discovered in a filthy shack in the lovely Blue Ridge Mountains, speaking a made up language to a tattered rag doll, her only companion. Her social skills have improved little in the intervening years. She is currently making flailing efforts at being a freelance writer. One of history's supreme procrastinators she plans on writing a book about it someday.
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