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Later that night, Carl is all alone in the office. He’s still at his computer, typing away to no avail. Patrick sits in an office chair watching him with a smug expression. He tosses out pleased-as-punch observations, all about how “they” are going to kill Carl and “bury [him] right next to Jimmy Hoffa.” How is Jimmy these days, by the way? Send him my regards, would you?
Patrick uses his spooky Zen power to push his chair across the room. Carl is startled as he watches an empty chair sail to the other corner of the room. Carl asks if anyone’s there, and then he shuts off the computer.
He asks again, and the computer turns itself back on. He sees the keys typing themselves, and suddenly “MURDERER” appears on the screen. Carl screams, wondering who’s doing this. Just then, the screen fills with “SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM…” 20 GOTO 10 wasn’t impressive in Superman III, and it’s not doing a thing for me here.
“Oh yeah? Well at least I wasn’t in Steel Dawn, jerkwad!”
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Jessica Ritchey
Born in Western North Carolina, Juniper was discovered in a filthy shack in the lovely Blue Ridge Mountains, speaking a made up language to a tattered rag doll, her only companion. Her social skills have improved little in the intervening years. She is currently making flailing efforts at being a freelance writer. One of history's supreme procrastinators she plans on writing a book about it someday.
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